Jauronimo

I think after known dummy Brad Smith flamed out of the league GMs have paid much closer attention to the wonderlick.

Probably because so many amateur psychologists are dissecting their lives. Combing through every tweet, interview, instagram post looking for signs that Zay might be unstable. Its bad. Seriously, some dude in another thread posited that Zay's behavior was rooted in some childhood trauma from when a man in a dirty clown suit threatened that if I didn't poop on his chest he'd come into my house at night and kill my whole family!! Ridiculous.

To be fair "NFL player high on synthetic drugs, likely flakka, and suffering from deep seeded depression stemming from childhood trauma from that time in the park when a man in a dirty clown suit threatened that if I didn't poop on his chest he would kill my whole family, arrested for property damage" is a tad long for a headline.

As the old proverb goes, judge not until you've walked a mile in a man's shoes to buy bath salts and then ate some dude's face while high af. Amen.

You think one day we will wake up and all the bitcoins will be gone? The vault will be empty?

There's 29 pages of expert testimony on this board alone as to what caused it. A combination of synthetic drugs, likely flakka, amphetamines, and deep seeded depression stemming from childhood trauma from that time in the park when a man in a dirty clown suit threatened that if I didn't poop on his chest he would kill my whole family.

Speaking from personal experience, I picked a bad day to quit.

Agreed. Given the opportunity, I think Levi could have thrown 12 picks in one half of football.

Is there anything better than TBD tackling drugs and mental health issues? These threads bring together all of our subject matter experts: Old timers who have never done drugs: "Hes addicted to smoking wacky tobaccy just like Darius. Lucky he didn't kill anybody tripping on the pot. Cut his ass!" Mental health experts: "I took 2 semesters of Psych and clearly Zay is dealing with deep depression and suicidal tendencies likely brought on from dropping that sure TD pass against Carolina that f@#$ed my fantasy season! Cut his ass!" Actual mental health expert: "my wife works in the psych ward at the local hospital and clearly Zay is dealing with deep depression and suicidal tendencies possibly brought on from having a tough rookie season. What he needs now is all of our hugs and prayers!" Young guy who has done drugs once: "Dude, he was only smoking a little K2 and bumping a few lines. He'll be fine in the morning. People do s@#$ like this all the time when they're drinking and alcohol is still legal! Do you even know how many things can be made out of hemp? Legalization would be a boon for the economy but big pharma doesn't want to give up their monopoly and the government wants us zoned out on Adderall and oxy so we're easier to control!"

But its regular sex, just with a guy. Its not gay. Its regular sex. Set her straight.

General consensus here is that McD and somehow Beane ran last year's draft so I'm surprised to see Whaley now get credit. Albeit credit for the one part of the draft you now have issue with. Last year around this time, the trade was a stroke of genius. Whaley was a dead man walking and there was no way he was allowed to execute a trade in round 1.

Did we inherit Cordy Glenn? Did we inherit picks 21 and 22? Were these players and picks thrust upon us? Do we have spare or excess talent at the offensive tackle position?

Why don't they just move up to 2?

I'm going to trade my car for cash then buy lottery tickets with all that sweet house money!

How is moving up to get the player you want a "rope-a-dope"?

Playing opossum to get us to do something dumb and impulsive. Its brilliant. This Maccagnan guy may have been former KGB and we're playing right into his hands. I'm sick thinking about it.

How is it house money when we gave up assets to acquire those picks?

What if the Jets are running the annexation of Puerto Rico and this all designed to make us THINK they're taking Barkley but they 're actually just trying to make us jealous so WE will trade into the 3 spot and take Barkley when they actually want Allen... Point is, everything is smoke and mirrors and nothing is as it seems.

We trade 12 and 22 to the Giants for #2, the Giants trade #12 and #34 to Cleveland for #4, and then Cleveland trades #12 and #34 to us for #2. Like a Swiss watch.

More Whinging and More Threads!!!

RIP Era of Nate 3/9/2018 - 3/14/2018

I think its a reasonable question. Think about it this way: should the Bills take one step forward, two steps sideways, and one step back? I think it really depends on where we want to go. Like dad always said, there's more than one way to get to get kicked out of the Waffle House.

All we are saying is give AJ a chance All we are saying is give AJ a chance

Maybe Beane tried to trade up and the Jets offered more and the Giants are planning to take a QB at 2.

I will write a letter to my congressman and see if we can get these mocks fixed.