Jauronimo

Its not that hard. Some team manages to do it every single year. Given our uncertainty at QB we are prime candidates.

My guess is Daboll's offense is going to push the envelope big time. Everything is going to be illusions, smoke and mirrors, pre-snap trickery, misdirection. Nothing will be as it seems. Also, lots and lots of flea flickers.

I thought that was going to be the topic of this thread too.

Its about drawing a line in the sand. This isn't 'Nam, Roy. Also, it was mostly a joke about everyone at TBD being an idiot, per DC Tom's first law of dynamics. I guess it wasn't that clear.

I don't think you do. Please see DC Tom who will help you through the process.

I'm not being a dick, just stating the facts. OP's name is John in Riverside (formerly John in Hemet). His location is Riverside California. He is well known to most of the board. Many people know that OP lives in California. Therefore, using the word "here" would not be an improvement. The correct phrasing would be "hes already [in Buffalo]" thus eliminating all confusion. The simple fact is you were wrong on both counts. The person you were responding to is an idiot (all of us here are) and "here" is not the correct phrasing since OP is not in Buffalo. Got it, idiot?

Hes a professional guard at a juvenile detention facility. That's not nuthin.

By virtue of being a poster at TBD he is, in fact, an idiot. And he's not alone. If OP says "Allen is here" then we all get to wonder what in the hell our future QB is doing in the middle of nowhere California, you idiot. The guy who is expected to open the season on the bench behind McCarron and Peterman is the MOST hyped player in NFL History???? The 3rd QB taken in his draft class is more hyped than Jamarcus, Luck, RG3, Reggie Bush, Jadaveon, Marinovich, the Boz, Bo Jackson, Jeff George, Elway, we can go on forever here

Just because your kids have better sphincter control (for now) does not mean you're a better parent.

Its been 8 days since the story broke and the TBDCSCCJAGASVIUS still hasn't cracked the case. I'm starting to think they were in on it all along.

I thought they were just rebranding as Bills Daily Stormer for true patriots and Bills fans. I even volunteered for the Wide Alt-Right column. This is indeed bad news.

I'm 100% serious all the time and you can't be held libel for slander on the internet unless it poses a clear and present danger to others like yelling the n-word in a crowded theater. Get your facts straight, Gloria Allred.

That seems pretty far fetched to me and the TBDCSCCJAGASVIUS. Far more likely he was receiving live updates, possibly from the new security system he may or may not have installed (or possibly even uninstalled) and went about a series of mundane social media posts to make it seem like everything was normal and all the while he watched the assault on replay deriving twisted sexual pleasure, possibly while cutting himself with a sharp knife.

My favorite is episode is the one where the forensics team is deployed to search Poojer's apartment. When they turn on the UV light that place lights up like the 4th of July. New guy pukes all over the place. Classic.

I'm shocked that the TBD Crime Scene Cold Case Judge Attorney General Advocate Special Victims Investigative Unit Squad or TBDCSCCJAGASVIUS has not yet solved the case. You have the finest legal and criminal minds Lackawanna/Cheektowaga has to offer at your disposal. What the hell is taking you guys so long?

You're asking a lot of f@#$ing questions.

I would collect urine samples from everyone in a 10 mile radius of Shady's home. Time to tighten the net and catch this guy....or gal? The plot thickens.

Has the TBD crime lab released their findings on the forensic evidence? Enhance all the video footage.

He didn't drag her anywhere. In fact, he couldn't get her 125 lb body back in the elevator. Probably why he averaged 2.4 ypc in his last year. Darren Sharper, on the other hand, could carry an unconscious woman for days.

Too bad the right person isn't me.

You can rationalize violence against women any way you want but your analogy rings hollow. You disgust me.

What argument could you possibly have that she deserved this? I'll wait.

Or maybe even charge him with a crime before firing up the Mystery Machine and playing CSI?

God damn the producers of Law and Order and Cold Case for turning every mouth breather with a TV into a legal expert with a focus on violent crime investigation.

I am joking around. I do NOT think hiring legal representation is an admission of guilt or that the innocent have nothing to fear from. I guess my sarcasm was too subtle.