Jauronimo

Teams that botch challenges in the 3rd preseason game and get blown out in the 4th preseason game have never won the Grey Cup.

Teams that get blown out in 4th preseason game have never won the Grey Cup.

Yes. It was half a second but the girl's head was under the bed after being struck or tackled by Amma and her friends. Presumably that's how the blood got there. It was maybe a half second clip.

When did I mention McCarron, the Browns, or assign 100% blame to Allen? I want NP to start?!?! That is certainly news to me. Rooting for Allen to fail?!?! This just gets better and better. Conversations are lot easier when you respond to what I've written rather than go all 'Leave Britney Alone!!!'.

Like you said, they don't fit neatly into a category unless late 70s-80s British reggae pop is a category. Its a lonely one.

I would not consider The Police to be New Wave at all but I associate New Wave with 80s synth. The Smiths and Tears for Fears exemplify New Wave, in my opinion.

Do you see how obnoxious that is? Someone disagrees on this board and you can almost guarantee "Do you even watch the games?!?!?" is coming. Classic TBD. Is it possible that someone watches the games AND has a different opinion? Its pretty abstract, but to try to wrap your mind around it.

The Bills have not been able to execute or stop a screen play since Megamind Chan Gailey was coaching the team.

Bro, do you even watch the games?!?!?! Maybe watch some film sometime and get back to us.

Thats a tight grouping. My man Schmidt sandwich was dialed in. He just needs to club up n'letter rip and NOT schmidt the bed when we get into prime punting territory. Alternatively, McDermott needs to be more aware of the down and distance when we approach the Marrone Redzone and look to punt between midfield and the offensive 40. Pin em' deep and let Shaq attack the QB!!!

Henderson was not a loss at all. He was rarely in the lineup on Sundays. Hope he gets healthy and gets a shot with Houston. Cog and Wood, however, might be missed this year.

Looks like the Bills are going to unleash hell on whoever they start at QB. The defense is looking rather hospitable.

You can't wait 4 pages to deny being Dunkirk. For a denial to work it needs to be swift, unflinching, and forceful. "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman and I did NOT buy land in Batavia!". Instead you flaccidly asked "who me?" That sounds like exactly the type of guy who is falling for the ole banana in the tailpipe, if you're picking up the vernacular, Fredonia Dan.

Both please. I do not believe the two are mutually exclusive.

The announcers most certainly did not say every sack was a coverage sack. Are you really telling me that there were NO open receivers all half? That's gotta be an NFL record. He played mostly out of the gun all game too. The game was in front of him. Its not like he finished his drop and had free rushers in his face. 4 out of 5 sacks were in shotgun formation. Allen threw for 34 yards and was sacked for 39 lost yards. That's negative 5 yards passing for you math wizards and advanced stats guys. I'd like to write it off entirely on poor line play but its the worst half of QB play I've witnessed since our likely starter tossed 5 INTs against the Bolts.

Nah, broski. I don't watch the games ever cuz I'm 2 busy in high level meetings. Are you a parody account, because you absolutely nailed every TBD mouth breather talking point and false choice possible in one abortion of a post. Thats time till contact listed above. I watched a had few more tenths of sec on each. There are other options outside of taking sacks and throwing INTs. Also, you don't know what coverage was either. Are you telling me the other 3 were coverage sacks? See how that works both ways? #ThinkALittleMorePostALotLess You're going to be a sensation here, I can tell. I look forward to working with you for next 3-4 weeks.

You don't get to blame blocking when you hold the ball for 3+ seconds every down.

Yes, the yardage lost on the sacks he took eclipsed his passing yardage in the first half. Is someone else to blame for his 5 first half sacks?

Does that hypothetical stat line figure in the negative 40 yards he gave up on sacks?

Slight Spoilers Yeah, I'm not a fan of the abrupt ending in general. I wish more was resolved but HBO loves their sudden endings which are open to interpretation.

That is foul.

I am current. Crazy ending.

I recently won the Super Bowl in Madden '98. Todd Collins league MVP.

Not on topic, but weddings are driving me crazy right now. 4 on the calendar this year and I'm in 3 of them. Every one of them has meant airfare and hotel. Also, 2 bachelor parties. Skipped one since they couldn't get their **** together and give me any notice on where to be and when. Then there's the gifts and tux rentals and all the other incidental travel expenses. All this to celebrate a new tax advantaged relationship structure. When you look at the dollar cost of supporting your friends and family it really makes you consider what is love and friendship really worth? I could have gone on a big vacation or better yet, planned for my future and invested my money in a really nice watch to attract vapid, money grubbing sluts who are willing to overlook glaring personality flaws. But instead I wasted it all.

I never would have guessed you were a man of such taste and culture. Much like myself. I recently stumbled across a rare vintage of clown themed pornographic films while exploring the contents of an otherwise unremarkable dumpster. We should talk more. Perhaps over Vienna sausages and a bottle of mad dog?