Jauronimo

Zay is doing the lord's work. Someone needs to defend him against known apostates like Jerry 'Sunshine' Sullivan, John 'Rockin' the Suburbs' "Warrow", and #RoadSodas. May as well be the Father or the holy goats.

Not my OC!!!!

14/33 156 yards, 1 TD, 2 INTs, 6 sacks

I know hes persona non-grata around these parts, but they say Whaley had something similar. He remembered every minute of film he ever sent. A true pornographic memory.

FALSE!!! 2 teams tied.

Cooks caught 5 passes for 87 yards! Decoys are supposed to be seen but not heard.

I prefer McVay over McShay. Not to be confused with Lockport native and die hard Bills fan Tim McVeigh.

Gilchrist is out cold. Never like to see that.

Between Carr and Stafford, Peterman's INTs aren't the most pathetic of week 1. That's a plus. Carr is just lobbing them into space.

It took them 3 quarters to get anything resembling a rhythm going. They did sign Cooks to replace Watkins and hes proving to be not much of a decoy.

We all hope so. He has a long way to go.

Did you know Trust the Process is an anagram for Shutter Corpses???? I just listened to McD's presser played in reverse and I think I heard the voice of Tom Donahoe telling me to drink babies blood. Spooky.

Bold Prediction: Tomorrow someone will start a thread about Darnold's first NFL pass being a pick 6 and 500 spectacular words later conclude we shouldn't give up on Peterman just yet.

I seem to recall him being offside or taking a false start which negated a huge Special Teams play? An onside kick recovery? Anyone?

Half Time Thoughts: As much as I hated Gruden's MNF commentary, this crew is downright boring. Oakland looks much better than I expected and this Rams Dream Team so far is not very impressive. The Rams are living and dying by the long ball while Oakland is getting guys on base and manufacturing runs. Classic NL v AL showdown. The "Black Hole" is as sexist as it is racist. Lee Smith is the front runner for Gruden's Grinder.

Cooks < Lee Evans < Sammy < preening Pintail Drake and a Canada goose by the late master carver Elmer Crowell

Does that face really look like the type of person who would rob a purse or hit a Canadian? I don't think so.

Is your source willing to Deepthroat a NY Pre-Op Ed, so to speak?

That might be the first time I've heard his name in a broadcast without being immediately followed by penalty yardage.

Did Lee Smith and Marrone get a divorce?!?!?

Well we aren't allowed to "emotionally romanticize" former Bills anymore on pain of death as decreed by BuffaloRush.

Is that like when you think you're exclusive but somehow EVERYONE working the nightshift at Arby's gets chlamydia? F@#$% you, Karen, you cheating b@#%@$^!!!

I don't recall that. I remember a lot of people didn't think he was worth what the Rams paid him. I was pretty surprised at the size of the contract he got but hes earned it the past few years.

Not everyone can win the Trent Murphy and Nate Orchard sweepstakes. Sucks to suck, Oaktown!

I think its pretty appropriate for the NFL owner that drives a minivan, still owns a flip phone, and cuts his own hair.