Jauronimo

Over/Under: Fitz TDs +/- 3.5 Fitz INTs +/- 1.5 Fitz Passing Yards +/- 300 Times we hear about Fitz's Harvard Education +/- 2.5 Antonio Brown Sideline Tantrums +/- 1.5 Times we hear about Fitz playing with his wedding ring on +/- 0.5 Jameis Misdemeanors +/- 0.5 Fitz Game Starts for the Rest of the Season +/- 4.5 Halftime Retirments +/- 0.5

Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean

Good evening and welcome to the official MNF thread for tough guys, football geniuses, body guards, advanced stats, ultimate fighters, analytics guys, people serving life in prison for violent crime, mall ninjas, women who go "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in bars, guys who fake tan, guys who won't eat hot dogs or other tube meat products, and the rest of you! Tonights matchup sees Fitzmagik take on the Stillers of Picksburgh. Can Fitztragic keep up his red hot streak and keep Jameis in the backseat of this speeding Uber or will Non-Committal B(ell), Non-Consensual B(en), and F@#$ingTrade Me B(rown) (formerly the Killer Bs) prove too much for the upstart Bucs?

At the very least you need to consider all the players that were traded in order to get the draft capital which was all used to select Allen.

We were playing the 3-8 Colts led by Jacoby Brisset.

Which arguably the best kind of idiot to be (seriously, have you met their idiots?? Woof ). Either way, its in the top 2!

Yes, Allen got hit before he could hand the ball off behind this stalwart line. How does that even happen? They suck in pass pro, they don't run block, and they take a ton of penalties. Of teams who have played only 2 games, we are 7th in False Starts and 1st in offensive holding (that includes teams who have played 3 games). But other than that, this is a crack unit.

I read the sources you cited earlier in the week. I saw nothing about his average time per dropback. They said Groy is garbage, Miller played decently, and PFF (laugh) thinks Ducasse is All Pro. If you got the average time per dropback, like you claimed, back it up.

Did you get out the stopwatch or do you have a source? What was Allen's time per dropback before pressure?

Well that's a relief. Here I am worried because Allen is getting hit before he can complete his drop but it turns out our OL is actually good.

No. Kelsay was a decent player until they moved him to OLB. Denney was never anything.

I believe we beat them in week 17 one year when the Pats sat Brady at the half. Marrone's 9-7 year in 2014.

No team in the modern era has ever been forced to vacate current OTAs or preseason victories. The last time was 1982 when the NFL handed Cleveland the death penalty. The program never recovered.

Even during those lean years we didn't see many lines as lopsided as this one. I believe I read the last time we were 17 point dogs was 2007 against New England. Simply put, spreads like these are not very common in the NFL. This team is pretty special.

Due to the rules violation the Ravens will be forced to vacate 2016 OTAs and may lose preseason wins if further wrongdoing is discovered. Its the most severe punishment the NFL has ever handed down.

2018 All Bills Wrs 169 Yards, 1 TD Watkins 121 Yards, 0 TDs 2017 All Bills Wrs 1,474 Yards, 9 TDs Sammy 593 Yards, 8TDs 2016 All Bills Wrs 1,499 Yards, 8 TDs Watkins 430 Yards, 2 TDs (8 games) 2015 All Bills Wrs 1,303 Yards, 7 TDs Watkins 1,047 Yards, 9 TDs 2014 All Bills Wrs 1,267 Yards, 10 TDs Watkins 982 Yards, 6 TDs Total 2014-2018 All Bills Wrs 5,712 Yards, 35 TDs Watkins 3,173 Yards, 25 TDs

Big 4 auditors have great exit opportunities. Especially after they make manager or higher. Accounting experience is always in demand. CFA is a nice designation. I am a Charterholder myself. It is, however, of limited applicability. It helps with entry level buy side gigs (equity analyst, research analyst, etc), corporate FP&A gigs, Big 4 business valuation work. Its becoming watered down as kids are passing tests but still have no real experience and are unable to put it all together. Top MBA programs still carry the most weight. If he wants to get into IB, CFA doesn't mean that much unfortunately. They want MBA candidates typically. Something to think about.

If he doesn't know what he wants to do, like many kids aren't when they graduate, have a frank conversation with him about what kind of life he wants to have. "Follow your dreams" is terrible advice for most kids. That's how we get thousands graduating with degrees in graphic design only to find out the market is over-saturated with applicants, these jobs only exist in select markets, they're not nearly as glamorous as you would imagine, and they don't pay dick. If he wants to make some bank and live comfortably, move to a big city. Any city. How many hours is he willing to work? Whats his idea of work life balance? I had no idea what I wanted to do but I always knew what kind of lifestyle I wanted and that I was too competitive to punch the clock and just get by. Once he knows what he wants and what's important to him, the career choices will narrow down and things will come into focus.

Ward was awfully hard on the beaver a number of times. Its well documented if you watched the show.

Ward and June Cleaver slept in different beds. They still banged.

It will still be a passing league, but I don't know that the guys out there are going to develop into another Brees, Brady, Manning, Roethlisberger, Rodgers. We could see Stafford, Ryan, Newton, Wilson, Luck, Carr be the new premier QBs. They're excellent players but they aren't in that super elite class where your team is a perennial contender on the strength of the QB position. I expect to see more parity after these guys move on. We just witnessed another Golden Era of QB play where Super Bowls were won by the same few teams. I could be completely wrong but that's my gut feeling. Who knows, maybe Darnold, Watson, Mahomes, Mayfield, and Allen become the next dominant QBs and compete with each other every year for rings?

As we are a month out from the Houston game and there are a few people going (and the other thread where I promised restaurant recommendations for @FluffHead is closed) a few housekeeping notes and then down to business. Houston Bills Backers Tailgate Block Party Saturday October 13th, 5PM Christian's Tailgate, 2000 Bagby St (see our facebook page for more info) The street will be closed off for a huge Bills Block Party hosted by the Houston Bills Backers. Look for other midtown bars to wave Bills flags if you're in the area watching college ball. Find @The Real Buffalo Joe (you can't miss him) who can find me and I will buy you a beer. Or you can yell Jauronimo and I will buy you a beer or a shot. Gameday Sunday October 14th: Official Tailgate at NRG Stadium in Yellow Lot Recommendations are all centered around Downtown, Midtown, and Montrose where I hope you're staying. There is nothing of interest near the stadium. Local Faves El Tiempo – Tex Mex $$ (Fajitas or Carnitas) Ninfas on Navigation – Tex Mex $$ (Fajitas) Breakfast Klub – Southern breakfast $ (chicken and waffles) The Pit Room – Texas Style BBQ $$ (Brisket, Beef Rib) Steak Pappas Bros Steakhouse $$$$ (there are plenty of national chains here, but Pappas is still the best) Brenner's $$$$ Mex-Mex Xochi – Oaxacan $$$ Luna y Sol – Amazing street tacos $ Asian Uchi – Sushi $$-$$$ (Try happy hour every day at 5. Line up 30 mins before they open!!) MF Sushi - $$$$ Aqui – Southeast Asian $$ - $$$ Mala – Sichuan $$ (dan dan noodle, mapo tofu, crispy aromatic chicken, water boiled fish) Jinya – Ramen $$ (spicy umami miso ramen) Cali Sandwich – Vietnamese $ (banh mi, bun rieu) Bars Hay Merchant - Beer Bar Anvil - Cocktail Bar Okra Charity Saloon - downtown nightlife Little Woodrow's Midtown (Brazos St) - Great daytime bar to watch college ball Cle - douchey vegas style club where you can get bottle service and drop a cool G Late Night Jinya – Ramen $$ Mai’s – Vietnamese $ (pho, bun bo hue, bo luc lac) Conservatory – Bar and food court $ (poke is my favorite vendor) La Calle - Street Tacos $ Winbern Mess Hall – Asian fusion $ Tacos A Go Go – Tex Mex and tacos $ Tierra Caliente – Taco Truck outside Alabama Icehouse $ Feel free to PM me with any questions, concerns, or sexy pics. I look forward to meeting some of you mutants in person.

My memory is pretty solid, but this isn't the first time this a topic like this has come up and I've posted the same synopsis. I went back and fact checked this sad episode in Bills history the first time and made sure my memory was consistent with what went down. That dumpster fire of a team still almost beat the Patriots in the opener. Game balls to Leodis for muffing the punt and lil Donte whose arms just weren't long enough to defend identical TD passes to TE Ben Watson.

The 2009 offseason fiasco may still have this one beat. Trade Peters for picks. Late on the paperwork to trade Dockery so wound up paying him a roster bonus and then released him for nothing. Slide Langston Walker over from RT to LT. When Walker struggles at LT we cut him days before the opener. Promote DeMetress Bell to LT ahead the Thursday night opener. Fire Schonert, promote AVP to offensive coordinator and abandon the uptempo, no huddle offense. But we did sign TO, Drayton Florence, Hangartner, and Fitzmagik, so I guess this FA period might be more futile.

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