Jauronimo

What began as a simple case of Peterman Interception Sympathy Syndrome, or PISS for short, has morphed into general empathy for the player and human being and its just sickening. Talk to your doctor about PISS before its too late.

Seriously though, eball's undying love for Petermin is borderline obsessive. Let it go, eball. There will be other marginal NFL talents.

People feeling bad for Peterman are the same ones who thought Kenny Bania got a raw deal. These are the people who got choked up when Fredo got clipped at the end of Godfather II. These guys are the reason why hookers actually have to state "no kissing on the lips". Saps, all of them!!

This has all been a ruse to trick us into thinking that young Kevin eats paint chips while he was buying up the whole east side of Lockport.

Joel Osteen's Get Out of My Closet and Into My Car Comedy Hour?

You're worried about a situation where Nate gets things thrown at him at a tailgate which theres no indication he would even want to attend because it could damage his career as a late night talk show host?????? What is the matter with you?

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Why are you the way that you are?

I could see him trying his luck as a snake handling preacher for about 6 weeks. What if he's even worse at business?

You know you're full of ***** before you post but you do it anyway? Why?

I'm so F@#$ing done with this team!!! I'm guessing McD finally got around to watching that tape from week 1 hes been talking about?

You gonna take that? Hes disrespecting you. Unless you shiv that mofo the whole board is gonna think you're soft!!

Any recent issue of Cosmo should give you all the tips and pointers you want. No need to hire a head coach in my opinion. Just relax your jaw, keep those teeth out of harms way and experiment. Good luck, OP!! You're doing the lord's work.

The Bills team that beat the Raiders 51-3 used to go skiing until the early hours of the morning, hunt jailbait, and pass out in bars.

This girl is going to flake on the wedding. 100% chance. Bank it. Don't get involved and wait for it implode. Just be ready to be understanding when this friend inevitably lets your fiancé down. Pretend to be surprised.

Not this ***** again. You were all about Cordy, Watkins, and Dareus and now that McBeane tells you they're bad you agree; "what a mess". McBeane chose cap hell. You're the one who started a thread declaring everything is going to plan. Care to rethink that idea?

Being cap strapped was part of the plan. Are you telling me being THIS bad was NOT part of the plan? Was the plan to suck this year TOO successful? If so does that constitute success or failure?? Why weren't they planning for a contingency where they are historically great at being god awful? Seems like failing to plan for all contingencies is planning to fail even when the plan is to fail. Weird.

As you have repeatedly described, being historically bad is part of the plan. Having the worst offense and worst QB play in the modern era is part of the plan. Turning the ball over inside the 50 is part of the plan. Why would a top defense have trouble with a short field when everything is going to plan? McDermott and Beane have been preparing the defense for it all camp and preseason. Its all part of the plan.

It shouldn't be when its an established part of the plan.

Primary complaint is that people can't see the puck and find the rules difficult to understand. These issues are compounded by the speed of the game. Also every kid in the US is exposed to rec soccer, backyard football, playground basketball, and rec baseball. Unless you live in Canada, Minnesota, or Siberia you aren't growing up playing pickup hockey on a frozen pond.

Too many 3 and outs? What are the heat maps saying?!?!

The stats show there has never been anyone open downfield when Peterman is in the game. Its remarkable. Career yards per attempt is under 4.

27 ppg?!?!?! How about we try to limit teams to less than 27 points in the first half?

Every time Peterman takes the field dink/dunk seems to be the game plan. Look at his career yards per attempt. Look at it. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PeteNa00.htm

He was checking down and throwing no more than 3 yards downfield while playing down 28 points. It was the most gutless, chicken ***** performance I have witnessed. Even against a defense that was basically playing prevent for 1.5 quarters he wouldn't test them. When you refuse to throw past 3 yards you can count on defensive backs jumping everything, sitting on short routes, and crushing guys at the LOS like the pass to Zay. Those turnovers are on Nate.