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Correct. Next time you're at the urinal take a minute to check out the wrist of the guy next to you and notice his watch.

Nobody actually likes the movie Lost in Translation but most are scared to admit it for fear of looking dumb so they join the herd and criticize the brave with "well, you probably didn't understand it!".

Its a matter of return on investment. Generations of Americans have been raised under the idea that you "have to go" to college when there aren't enough jobs to justify the cost of education. Combined with the way education is financed through non-recourse lending its the perfect environment for higher education. Charge whatever you want (and they do as education prices have risen way beyond inflation for decades), see no decrease in demand (enrollment), and bear minimal risks when kids default on loans. Hello student loan bubble.

Exactly. Does Kirby want to impress old dudes who have refined but understated taste in quality timepieces or vapid women who know that Rolex means you're hung like a pony? I know what my choice would be.

Buy a Rolex. They retain value famously. There are 20 year old oysters going for 90% retail on a new one. Its unbelievable. And like the old saying goes "Rolex...mo' sex.....Errybody get your roll on!" I believe it was Shakespeare.

Topical shellfish humor is an under served market.

Bills Front Office just looking to satisfy the Rooney Rule probably.

Our goal this year, and every year, is to win the Calder Cup.

Gugny! Its your birthday. Have a birthday.

I watched episodes 1 and 2 last night. I think its excellent so far. I am hooked. People forget that Season 1 had some SLOW parts. The overall atmosphere and mystery kept you engaged but there were some early episodes that I struggled through.

Lets work on not limp dicking the puck through the high slot when in your defensive zone and we can move on to shot selection once we have that one down. Pretty sure Marco said "hey Risto, hold my beer!" before one upping his teammate for worst turnover tonight. Beaulieu, Risto, and Scandella with major lapses. Add Dahlin to my list of guys who can't finish. That's twice in the last week he has fanned on open nets. May as well call him out since Sheary and E-Rod have both scored since I mentioned their names. Eichel is standing/coasting around too much. Stops and starts, Jack. Not wide looping circles. Skinner is always active. Active stick, pressuring the D, forcing turnovers. I would like to see WAY more of that from Eichel.

I think that whole offense just puked in their mouths after hearing this news.

OP should be ashamed.

Nelly - Tip Drill NSFW depending on how much you care about your job.

Someone vaguely criticized my hometown in a way that I've seen and heard 10,000 times before but this time is even more painful than the last time and I can't deal with it!!!!!

I didn't, but now that you ask, yes. Yes, I hate the Packers. I f@#$ing hate those cheese eating mother f@#$ers and anyone who supports them can get @#$ and start getting @#$%ing busy on my @#$%^ing @#%^ man!!!

What does this have to do with the Patriots?

I guess the Bills have a very happy history too if you focus on pre AFL merger days and the could-have-been angle of on the Super Bowl years.

Except for all the ***** years they were very good. Wow, I never thought about it that way. Great point.

Hooorrrrrayyyy, Gugny! You just became one of my top 10 favorite posters!!!! Wanna watch the Smurfs after my math test today?

Few thoughts about tonight's game: Sabres finally played a complete game. They outplayed Jersey in all 3 periods. Buffalo has a had a lot of fast starts and strong first periods but have looked sluggish as the game wears on which is especially strange for such a young team. There is no reason these young legs should be slowing down as the game wears on (are we playing the top lines too much??). I saw more sustained pressure tonight than probably in the last 10 games combined. They won loose pucks, cycled well, forced turnovers in the offensive zone, and were generally all over Jersey. They STOPPED firing the puck on net on dump-ins (which is just asinine) and started laying the puck in the opposite corner which makes a clean breakout much harder than giving the puck to the goaltender to set up. However, all that pressure produced no goals which has concerned me all season. - Skinner scores on the rush - Middlestadt scores on the rush - McCabe scores on the odd man rush - Smith scores on the rush - MAYBE the Pilut goal can be attributed to sustained pressure. I don't have the stats, but most of our offensive is coming off the rush from strong individual efforts from what I've seen. Its not like they're a great transition team generating odd man rushes. Eichel and Skinner sniping corners from crazy angles is awesome but I'd like to see goals manufactured and a team with a plan once they establish a presence in the offensive zone. Dahlin, while silky smooth with the puck, makes some serious WTF decisions. Giving up a breakaway to a guy that he was standing 5 feet away from was a nice one. Pair him with a stay at home vet like Bogosian until he's at least old enough to drink. Reinhart had some sick feeds. Rodrigues and Sheary must be thinking about baseball, their grandmas, or both because they just can't finish. Tage played great. Forced turnovers, had some highlight reel scoring chances. He needs to keep his feet moving like he did tonight and he will score a lot of goals. If I'm Housely, I have Tage firing 100 pucks every practice from the Ovechkin/Stamkos power play one-timer spot at the top of the circle. Hutton played well tonight and the Sabres actually gave him some goal support. Glad he's ended his losing streak.

I think I'm going to wear my Peterman T-Shirt downtown and get it signed by a bunch of homeless guys.

His apparel is identical to the awful looking Peterman shirts. If its the same shirt manufacturer, I will say the Peterman shirt is very comfortable though. https://nathan-peterman.myshopify.com/

Are there pictures of his stuff on his Insta?!?!?! Did he link to his store on his Twitter page!?!?! What does it mean?>!?!?!?

Maybe they'll put an asterisk on his bust in Canton: *Missed some games due to injury I think that's what they will do with Brady, Brees, and Manning too.