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#RoadSodasNeckBeardsAndThings

I'll administer this challenge. I'll need your bank information, logins, and SSN and his. Winner gets recognized as having more money and loser gets death by method subject to TBD poll.

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That was Marcel Dareus Power. The same guy here who taught us all about surplus profit and how any system whereby someone could own a multinational corporation built off borrowing his hammer was inherently unfair.

The science test stuff was in the shoutbox. He was very stressed out about his science test as he had just taken a tough math test. Gugny and I began reminiscing about how we ALWAYS failed science tests following hard math tests and contemplated how our lives might have turned out differently had we not. Haven't seen Selmon since.

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I think this is converting Logan Thomas to EDGE/OLB and installing packages for Allen as situational pass rusher.

I could tell you the punch lines 3 minutes before they were delivered. Goldmember had none of the charm or wit of the previous two movies.

Maybe if you're talking about your taint? I don't think I have enough information to make that assessment. Its a matter of personal preference I suppose.

Does it tickle?

Austin Powers 3 was horrific.

Best: Dark Knight Worst: Slapshot 2, Caddyshack 2

Can transform fiat currency into a digital bubble with the wave of a finger.

Whoa, I thought you were gugny. You should really consider changing your avatar to avoid confusion. Perhaps something more LGBTQPPAF friendly??

^^Can tell the difference between yogurt, mayonnaise, and cool whip in a blind "taste" test using only his bare feet.

Yes, Buffalo is a whopping .875 in the Pants Shitting Rating during the last 90 seconds in the period. Also, a .924 in the first 90 seconds of a period. But most remarkably Buffalo is a .989 in the Pants Shitting Rating in the 180 seconds after allowing a goal or scoring a goal.

^^Can whistle in up to 5' of standing water.

Everything was grand before the profit motive was invented in 2003. Before that everyone did everything for the love of the game. Athletes played ball for glory and championships, and blue collar All American Joes manufactured auto parts out of sheer pride for the USA. Its a great story. If only it were true. Even if it were true, those "guys willing to work their butts off to be the best show up & do what it took to let their legacy be written on the field & eventually in the holy grail of football the HOF" just sued the NFL for building an empire on their broken bones and concussions. The AB's of the league may not be the brightest but they saw what happened to most of the greats and know the NFL is still a business. NFL contracts are NOT guaranteed.

No one pays $250k to have their kid fail out of school. Grade inflation is real.

Dr. @matter2003 Medicine Woman

Law & Order - Shady Victims Unit. Starring Fergy, WEO, and the rest of the gang

AppleBees, Take Outs, and Chain Restaurants with Ryan L Billz

Homework Hotline with NJSue Reattata Throwdown with BFinIndiana

Basically Gugny replacing Donald as host of The Apprentice. The crippled woman could be his Omarosa. Inside the Actor's Studio with Selmon Smiff