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Your All-Time Fav/Memorable Bills Plays
Jauronimo replied to NoHuddleKelly12's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
JP's naked bootleg right against the Jets. -
Its easy to blame Housely after an embarrassing 2018 season and crushingly disappointing 2019 season which saw him with few answers to the team's woes. But honestly, I'm not sure anyone really could have done much better given the circumstances. There wasn't nearly enough mother f@#$ing in that locker room. Guys just were not hard-on guys. Not nearly hard enough to mother f@#$ is not going to get you to the playoffs.
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Is Quinnen Williams the next Dareus?
Jauronimo replied to TC in St. Louis's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Is there any reason whatsoever to think Q. Williams will be a monster on his rookie deal, get a big money contract poorly structured with regard to personal conduct, then struggle due to a combination of family tragedy, immaturity, and an unfavorable scheme resulting in him being traded for peanuts? -
Buffalo politician: Why wouldn’t you renovate New Era Field
Jauronimo replied to wppete's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I propose a new build constructed entirely of recycled material from the old stadium and compost. This "Green New Field" is exactly the type of thing the lawmakers and down state can get behind. I would call it Trough Field. Also, BRING BACK THE TROUGHS!!! -
Since this is the home of the most passionate fans in America, how many of you have shared your hot takes over the air waves? How many of you stable geniuses have gone toe to toe with Schopp and/or Bulldog? Share your stories here. What made you want to call in? How was your opinion received? Would you do it again? What is your employment situation?
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Whats even more impressive is that he refused to take his parka off in 85 degree Houston weather and still ran a 4.7. Imagine what he could have done in shorts!!!
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Schiano steps down at Pats D Coord
Jauronimo replied to Reed83HOF's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
You wouldn't either after Belichick got done giving your knob an indian sunburn. Its like hes lost in the woods and trying to start a fire with a hand drill. -
Schiano steps down at Pats D Coord
Jauronimo replied to Reed83HOF's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Rumor is that Schiano is quitting because Kraft tried to sell Greg's daughter to an elderly Chinese man. More to come. -
Miami trading Robert Quinn to Dallas
Jauronimo replied to YoloinOhio's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
You think this how? -
Rochester mayor to announce 6th round pick
Jauronimo replied to Steve O's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Pretty sure Mortimer "8 Toes" Pratchett fullback during the '24 season is alive and frozen under the face off circle at the old War Memorial. Thaw out his bones!! -
Mcdermott's thoughts on Bills aging backfield.
Jauronimo replied to #34fan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I'm tired of people calling McDermott a dummy. He went to William & Mary!!! Most posters here couldn't even get into that school. He might not be a Brad Smith in the thinking department but McD is sharp enough to be a head coach in this league -
Connon McGregor announces retirement
Jauronimo replied to Canadian Bills Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I thought he'd fight a few more times but I'm not that surprised. He had a great run but I don't think he can beat Khabib even if he focuses on fighting and fitness and frees himself from the distractions. He leaves as the most successful MMA fighter of all time. Its not the guy with the most wins its the guy with the most $$$. Why get your skull beat in when you've been able to create and monetize your own brand? -
93.7 the fan in Pgh bashes the bills some more
Jauronimo replied to QBorBust2018's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
The homely citizens of Picksburgh couldn't give a steamy Primanti Bros (somehow pronounced "perrrrmannnyyyy") sized ***** about the Buffalo Bills or their fans. A Baltimore jersey might catch you some flack-o, a Cleveland shirt may draw a hard open mouthed stare, and a Bengals hat might elicit a smug meth-eating grin, but a Buffalo jersey won't do a thing. I walked all over that city wearing Bills gear. No one noticed. -
93.7 the fan in Pgh bashes the bills some more
Jauronimo replied to QBorBust2018's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I have never listened to 93.7 PGH but I'm guessing its duo and one of them is an animal and other the one is a wild and crazy guy. Like Hawkman and the Chicken F@#$er on the morning Asylum. Am I close? -
93.7 the fan in Pgh bashes the bills some more
Jauronimo replied to QBorBust2018's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
STOP EVERYTHING!!! Someone, somewhere, said something critical of a historically bad football team and I'm fricken ready to explode. They are 415 - 477 all time with 8 ties. Some people call ties "kissing your sister" but if you ever saw my sister you'd know why I consider that a win (she's a solid 7 on a BAD day). That's a 0.47 winning percentage!! That's basically 0.500 which is average. Since when is average terrible?!?!? Never, that's when. Its soooo easy to say that they've never won a championship in the NFL era. But people leave out that they got there 4 times. Its like my buddy Pinto: everybody busts his balls cause he passed out in his own puke during the opener for Loverboy on the Lovin' Every Minute of It tour '85 at the Meadowlands. That show kicked A$$, and he was THERE!! So what he was in a grade 2 coma, where the f@#% were you?!?!? -
Advice dealing with local government
Jauronimo replied to 4BillsintheBurgh's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Remember this phrase: "Am I being detained?!?! I know my rights!!" -
Each one better than the last. Whats even more remarkable than his thread starting prowess is that each one of his fleeting brain farts somehow has NOT been covered or simply cannot fit in to an existing thread. The chances are astronomically low but its true. Every one of Tipster's half thoughts and slight changes of mind is unique, profoundly important, and worthy of its own thread.
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I don't think Rodak has been particularly insightful on his Bills coverage, but hes an ESPN AFCE beat guy. When the Bills are relevant again in the division maybe he'll catch up. I don't read his stuff. Most of the Rodak media I digest is Rodak diatribes on TBD, reddit, and twitter. Can we talk about how dumb Bills reddit is?
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It was a long slow burn. From the time I knew what football was, the Bills were dominant and then AFC champs and went to consecutive super bowls from age 5 or 6 to age 10. I was pretty sure Buffalo was one of the biggest cities in the world and a football powerhouse. I assumed they would go back to the show year in year out until they eventually won a few. I grew up, realized that we are a small market team, the success of those Bills teams during my youth was a something special, and the cards were stacked against us. I had a young boss who was a Bills fanatic who introduced me to TBD in my early twenties. It was here that I went from a casual practice of fandom to a radicalized interpretation of Billslam. Now I know that the whole world must accept the Chroisen One as their personal savior or burn.
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Are you embarrassed to wear Bills gear?
Jauronimo replied to Another Fan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I always wear Bills gear when I'm traveling. Pretty sure I got "randomly" selected to go through the 6 levels of O'Hare security this past weekend because of my Bills hoodie. Either that or the vomit on my shoes set off the metal detector and bomb scan.