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Jauronimo

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  1. "I used to love your social media. Why don't you tweet anymore, Josh?"
  2. Therapy is for soy boys. Real ultimate warriors like me and Gugny, and Paulus are out there dealing with our emotions the only way we know how. Cutting the heads off dead guys.
  3. Great game by ROR tonight. I don't want to rehash that whole debate but at least we have Sobotka.
  4. The correct term is sex worker. They're called hookers after you've "finished" and they're dead.
  5. I don't see how you can have a good "outer crust" without a good "inner crust". Its the same dough. If you make it right and cook it right, you'll get great results. What I look for is the size of the crumb in the "outer crust" and crispiness/char on the bottom of the pie. Can the crust support the weight of the slice with a slight bend? A well made cold fermented pizza dough will produce a crust that even a basic mouth-breathing, picky eating, TBD man-child will happily eat and enjoy.
  6. Were it my trip, first stop would be the major Hawker Centers for dirt cheap but amazing eats and going to the best spots for chili crab. Its a truly a food destination. Where else can you eat at a Michelin starred joint for under $5? https://www.thebestsingapore.com/eat-and-drink/the-best-5-hawker-centres-in-singapore/ https://www.thebestsingapore.com/eat-and-drink/best-chilli-crab-in-singapore/
  7. Peterman was historically bad. Some people here fail to grasp that they witnessed QB play which was historically poor. Its truly special that someone who played so poorly managed to do it as long as he did. If they had not dug up Derek Anderson's corpse and located missing person Matt Barkley, then the Peterman would have shattered all known turnover records. We witnessed history.
  8. My dad had a bad case of pneumonia and 6 of my biggest aunts barely stopped me from cutting his head off. Laugh all you want, but grieving takes some weird forms. You, @Gugny, and the rest of you conscientious objectors, looking at you @Mr. WEO wouldn't know s@#$ about loss. Me and @Paulus are cut out the same cloth. I have a pillow case full of cat and dog feet under my bed. I love hard and mourn harder.
  9. Did your counselor write you a prescription for all that soy you've been taking?? Counseling is poison for the warrior spirit.
  10. No lie, I love authentic Mexican cuisine. Some cochinita pibil or Oaxacan cabrito mole would be amazing right now. But sometimes I really want a doritos loco taco and a crunch wrap supreme. Does that make me a bad husband??? Certainly. Do I still want it??? I think I do.
  11. The guy clearly isn't serious about football. McDermott will lose the locker room if he and Beane don't do something about this cancer quickly. His body language has rubbed me the wrong way since day 1. If that motherf@#%er ever wears a visor on his helmet.....then I'm so f@#$ing done with this team!!!
  12. The question was and still now is who should assume a position whereby they may, and in fact should, take lead of the otherwise hereto unfettered offense heretofore referred to as the "Offense" except with regard to situations of personal and aggravated insult?
  13. Back in the day they didn't even try on the Wonderlic. Guys fired spitballs at each other and f@#$ed around the whole time. I believe it was around the time of Vince Young's draft and later Mo Claiborne when we really heard low Wonderlic's as a reason players draft stock decline. Player's cannot afford to leave dollars on the table any longer by not taking the Wonderlic at least semi-seriously.
  14. Gender re-assignment?
  15. I have been blown away by Chernobyl. All three episodes have been excellent. I had no idea that Ukranians and Belorussians spoke with British accents.
  16. What does the obituary say?
  17. I was secretly dating my English teacher. Got straight As in that class because I studied hard and wrote great essays. I used to cheat on her rampantly with the gym teacher though. Looking back that was unethical. Is that what you mean?
  18. Did you and 4mer used to date? Time to move on. If you really want his attention use the @ function
  19. My sources tell me he couldn't smooth out a silk sheet even if he had a hot date with a babe.....and hes a ***** soccer coach. Pretty damning stuff.
  20. Apparently Krueger was on the toad's end of a retrenchment following a right bolloxing of the Southhampton Fish and Chips at the hands of the Bolton Spotted ***** which resulted in a relegation from the Earl Grey Division to the shameful Sanka league. I'm sure he'll be great as the Sabres head coach.
  21. I will remember EJ as an exemplary teammate who tried his best under difficult circumstances and demonstrated strong character. But mostly I will remember a visor wearing, locker room cancer, with disgusting body language. Not a leader of men.
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