Jauronimo

If Reggie was so much better than Bruce then why is he dead, smart guy?!?!?

Seems like you're easily offended by drug use.

Everyone here makes me sad. I'm taking my $5k and going shopping for a watch. Rolex, mo' sex.

The spirit of NJ Sue lives on!! Do your own homework.

I've never heard anyone outside of Bills fans (or former players) acknowledge that Bruce played in a far less advantageous scheme for generating sacks.

There are no elections since 2017 when no one ran for the position. We tried to leave you on the steps of the fire department but you found your way back. Since then "Boss of You" has been assigned to the TBD member with the lowest blood alcohol content and cleanest urine.

Before you can master Badol style you must learn the 11 deadly pauses of Shatner Kwan Do.

We could really use an open letter or a "so f@#$ing done with this team!" thread. Nothing brings everyone together quite like a public meltdown and the ensuing feeding frenzy.

Boudin is pretty damn good. It packs enough flavor that you don't need to serve it with anything else. I like the fermented Esan style thai pork and rice sausages quite a bit. Texas style smoked BBQ sausage is another of my faves.

Saw the thread title and thought Selmon was back.

Why do most of you mouth breathing morons think all your wildly inconsiderate, dangerous, me first actions are clever? Everyone is out to game the system in some way. Whether its leaving your shopping cart to free float around the parking lot, parking in spots that aren't spots to avoid walking 20 feet, taking a full cart through the express lane for shorter lines, etc. it seems like most of the general public has found some type of "life hack" where they save precious seconds at the expense of decent society. Its not only the pinnacle of asshattery but its extremely short sighted due to basic game theory. The more you inspire other dumb ***** to pursue similar actions the less the advantage for bad behavior. The end game is a scenario like Idiocracy with a bunch of morons in a pile desperately trying f@#$ one another first. When no one plays fair everyone is worse off.

I don't eat at Golden Corral for the same reason that I don't eat Tide Pods or drink Mountain Dew, which is specifically because I'm not poor, dumb, human trash. But I'll add this as reason #1,638 of why I don't eat at GC.

Yes, thats the 3rd date plan. Come over and I'll cook. Once I've lured them into my gingerbread house its game over. Except for the enduring shame and guilt. Thats gonna linger.

I do not have many dishes which fit the OPs complete requirements. I make chili without a shred of a recipe but no one really eats that but me so few compliments. General meat cookery I do not need a recipe. I have a few go to deal closers that are tried and true. Braised short ribs and risotto is the perfect deal closer. Can make the braise the night before meaning less work when you should be entertaining a guest, a pressure cooker shortens the risotto process but she can still stir it at the end and "help", then reduce the braising liquid into a nice sauce. Pairs nicely with too much wine, always a show stopper, hard to f@#$ up.

Fwiw, I am the exact same person whether its online or in the flesh or in the sheets.

Leodis McKelvin winning the Scripp's Spelling Bee would definitely get us the recognition we deserve!! We almost had the respect of the league until Kevin Everrett turned to life of crime after regaining the ability to walk.

Thats a bit spicy for my taste but I'll try anything six times

Picnic reattata?

A spatchcocked, roast chicken is so easy to pull off and in my experience people are mesmerized to eat poultry that isn't dryer than sawdust. I cut the backbone out, lay it flat, and roast at 500 until breast meat is 155-160 and legs reading around 165-170.

You hear about it because of their capacity to inflict injury. When a pit snaps it will mess you up. When a chihuahua bites someone, like they do every day (vicious c@$ts), its not a newsworthy event. Pit attacks are also part of a larger narrative that the public thirsts for. If it happens somewhere in the US, it will be a national story. In the 80s it was German Shepherds, then Dobermans, then Rotweilers, and now its pit bulls. Had a pit bit someone in 1982 no one cares, since the breed was less known. Had a shepherd bit someone, its on 60 minutes. It certainly does not help the breeds reputation that they're preferred by scumbags of all walks for dog fighting, guarding drugs, and dudes who think having a tough dog is cool.

It truly pains me to see you guys bicker like this. I think everyone knows me as a bashful guy, rather timid when it comes to confrontation, affable, you might even say easy or loose. A guy who tries to see the good in everyone and but I have to say I'm downright disappointed in the behavior I am witnessing in this thread. To me you guys are like the zany uncles I had growing up who are no longer with us since they legally aren't allowed within 500 feet. And you newbies are like the kids that I likely intend to support should paternity ever be proven one rainy day. It just breaks my heart when you fight.

Yeah, shes hung like a pony. A- for effort but I think this joke needs more work, Musberger.

What about finding the REAL killers? You know, finally exonerating OJ?? That would be pretty cool. Put Buffalo on the map.

"You're a good kid. [muttering] Would it be weird if I called you Chad? ....no reason"

Thats all I care about at this point. No more championships for Boston. Ever.