Jauronimo

The main difference between EJ and Allen at this point is this: EJ: stutter step, pat the ball, pat the ball again, stutter step, quick pat, crow hop and EJ floats the ball out of bounds. On comes the punt team. Allen: LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs!

He got punched in the face by Fournette a few times while defending no one in particular. You are off your meds.

No, collaboration but I think that guy just ripped me off. Your capacity for outrage and self-righteous indignation makes you a good person. I can tell.

Seriously, what do you people expect from the guy?!?!?!?! If we won't even hop over a railing for JESUS what makes you think hes going to fight for a ball for Allen?? Bad joke, yeah I know.

I've heard Filthy Brady, Penguin, and Zoloft.

Filthy Brady? Does that involved plastic wrap and a bowel movement? Penguin is a nice audible as well.

That is a rather impressive resume. Dude, u r edgy AF! WOw, so Spicey!!

Of course that f@#$ing Bum Conner gets in the endzone after I bench his worthless ass.

The Cincinnati Bail Bonds industry practically folded after it was announced.

All this Zac Taylor love begs the question, just how much facetime or physical contact with Sean McVay qualifies someone as an NFL head coach?? A long firm hug? An emotional escalator ride?

Seriously. I can't wait until the competition committee radically changes the rules again this offseason and fixes the issue for good!!

Mixon is breaking tackles like drunk girls jaws. As in: that was a long time ago and he doesn't do that kinda thing anymore. I always thought the "Terrible Towel" was the crunchy one under your college roommates bed. Why on earth would you bring that to a football game let alone wave it over your own head. These Yinzers are all going to get pinkeye!!

I hope tough guys and geniuses are welcome here since I see my MNF thread is late and superfluous. Hi guys! Jauronimo here and I'm looking forward to discussing football with any geniuses, advanced stats guys, ex-convicts, mall ninjas, and body guards active in this thread!!

Peterman has yet to play a full NFL game and has 1 win associated with his name thanks to Joe Webb III's overtime heroics. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PeteNa00.htm Josh just started his 16th game. Lets see if you can spot the difference OP? https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AlleJo02.htm

I didn't see a team come together after the Allen hit. I saw a bunch of guys stand around while their QB laid motionless on the turf then proceed to go out there and lose a winnable game. I am preparing to watch another nail biter against a flawed opponent in Tennessee.

Does their ***** still smell like skunk?

Its been a running joke here at TBD since the good Dr. here argued desperately that NO surgery is insignificant citing the Shah of Iran. I forgot who as going under the knife. Maybe Shaq or Sammy?

It all starts with taking the fast lane to the lower concourse

We won too many out of conference games and were disqualified from receiving a compensatory pick.

I have it on good authority that Belichick hired Ol' Khaki Pants after we got rid of him.

But why? Whats your definition of fresh? Good beef is typically 3-4 weeks old before it hits your table. Imported lamb and beef is twice as old as that. Most of the fish we eat is flash frozen on the ship or subsequently flash frozen to kill parasites. Meat is not very "fresh" by the time you are ringing it up at the market. This may make your stomach turn but actually its a better product through aging which is way beef is hung for a couple weeks before being broken down and shipped to the market. Its also why the highest end sushi places in Japan are serving fish that has been frozen for XX number of days.

I'll throw in The People's Champ Freddie X Mitchell

Where is that?

Unleash Yeldon to free agency.