Jauronimo

I only go to iPic. Bottles of wine and beer delivered to my seat.

Since when does spending correlate with success?

There are no women on the internet.

The Chiefs have led the league in holding penalties the past few seasons, I believe. They have been called for only one holding penalty in the past two super bowls. But far fewer penalties are called in the post season.

So you're saying that Keon is quietly fast?

Better than the Bears game I hope.

I really have not experienced any negativity on this board. If anything, I find TBD to be a bunch of pollyanna, hippy, slackers. I think this is mostly in your head.

Groot absolutely dominated Broderick Jones on Saturday. Those were not clean up sacks. He has looked very disruptive so far in his limited reps. I thought Groot looked great early last year before the foot injury derailed his season.

The prime spots are in an area reserved for TBD members who sign up. That lands you in a ring of all your favorite internet friends. A regular spot is first come first served in general population. You have to pay extra to tailgate amongst the normies.

I guess no one remembers his daily press conferences, called at his request, to address whatever he found while googling himself all day during his summer of recovery. Total narcissist.

So you're saying we quietly got better?

And not workout in the offseason.

One prime, por favor.

Shakir doesn't have enough reps to even establish a baseline. He will need at least 2 full seasons before we have an idea of what the mean is in terms of his production.

I am in no way upset or outraged.

Just when I thought that we couldn't sink any lower than pinning our hopes to Chase Claypool, Brandon Beane goes out and does a thing like this and..... TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!!! Homerun of a signing!!!! And I actually thought that I couldn't love this group anymore than I did yesterday. But here we are. Quieter. Deeper. Harder.

But its Buffalo, singular, Bills not Buffaloes Bill. Multiple Buffaloes is just confusing.

Listen, the less I see of these guys, the less tangible evidence I have that they will produce, the more I love them and nothing you can say will change that. We silently got great, end of story.

Its a shame that 2 4th quarter comebacks in a span of 60 seconds are just a footnote. That should have been his moment. Now its just the second biggest "what could have been" in franchise history.

I like that there's a video of all his TDs and its over an hour long. Dating back to 2007, when Trent Edwards replaced JP Losman, the Buffalo Bills have had 13 different starting QBs who have combined for a total of 483 total TDs (regular season and playoffs). Josh Allen has 246 of those in 5.5 seasons which is more than the previous 11.5 seasons. Fitz (82), Tyrod (65), Edwards (28), Manuel (23), Orton (19), Losman (8), Thad Lewis (5), Barkley (3), Peterman (3), Tuel (1), Anderson (0), Brohm (0), and Cassel (0).

Can we hire a board therapist? I'm generally interested in what this says about the fanbase. "My fondest memories are also my saddest"

Weird

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh." - Shrimply Pibbles

This team looked like the pit has not been fed in 6 months.

So we should be the better rested team instead of gassing out in the 4th quarter!!