Jauronimo

I like where your head is at. Whats the audio equivalent of a sucker punch or yard assault? Probably one of those things that emits high frequency noise to the point of pain to deter Somali Pirates. Yes, a Long Range Acoustic Device aimed straight at the enemy huddle while the PA blasts a mixtape of WWI artillery barrage and hardcore porn sounds. On 4th downs we play the brown noise then once their bowels are obliterated nail them with the LRAD and porn sounds.

I was pretty much resigned to the fact that Brady would go out on top and ride off into the sunset after another Lombardi Trophy. But the Bills have the opportunity this year (with a little help) to beat the Pats, claim the division, and signify an end to this unholy era of Pats dominance. The table is set for a changing of the guard and toppling of an empire in the AFC East. We'll see.

Its pretty obvious with a secondary that features arguably the best cover CB (consensus top 5) in the game today in Tre White that opponents will go anywhere else with the ball. Kind of like back in the day when Gilmore was here and Leodis got targeted 10+ times a game. Levi has had a few tough outings but our secondary is the strength of this defense nonetheless. Conner on any CB in the league in the open field is a matchup Pittsburgh will take 10/10. A safety should be more likely to take down an RB in the open field than a CB.

I have wondered that all season. I think the play calling is definitely more conservative until the moment they are forced to open it up. I see many games where both offenses look inept until the last 5-6 minutes when they move to no-huddle and all of a sudden find rhythm so I don't think its just Allen. Especially with a strong defense like ours its great to put together sustained drives but I wouldn't mind seeing them occasionally go uptempo BEFORE my I'm on the verge of an emotional meltdown.

I for one, am surprised that this didn't work out. The notoriously shrewd owner of he Browns, Jimmy Haslem appears to have made an error in allowing his rookie QB to have significant input in selecting the next Head Coach. It turns out that starring in Progressive Insurance commercials does not qualify someone to pick the coach. Kitchens met both priorities on Mayfield's list of wants: 1. Don't be Hue Jackson and 2. let Baker do whatever he wants. Kitchens also met Dorsey and Haslem's requirements of: 1. be cheap, 2. play nice with Baker, and 3. ideally, already know your way around the facility. With a real live head coach on the roster, the Browns went on a shopping spree and brought in loads of talent. In hindsight, it looks like bringing in all these high-maintenance, highly talented players isn't enough without leadership and vision. While the Browns undoubtedly won the offseason super bowl it all blew up once the real games started and I am shocked!

Got any good stories? Like having to cut up Trent Edwards steak and feed him like a toddler or having to ask Matthew Barnaby to leave after destroying all the toilets in the ladies room?

When confronted he jammed his face in a cream pie and screamed "Hoooodaaaaaloooooooooo!". It was weird.

I thought it was collar bone break the way he got up clutching at it. I backed off the ledge after watching him walk comfortably into the tent. No way he would have been walking like that with a separated shoulder, collarbone, or a dislocation that hadn't been addressed.

The media love affair with Lamar Jackson is keeping a lot recovering Mayfield addicts busy. The last thing they want to do is encourage anyone to piss on the Lamar parade by pointing out that hes still primarily a runner. You do NOT want to talk about how Lamar has the fewest passing yards of any QB outside the hash marks to his wideouts and is almost exclusively getting it done with his TEs. You definitely do not want to suggest hes a runner first and passer second. No idea why. Completely agree. I see a few parallels between Russell Wilson and Squawks. He was SO close to being benched while the team endured long stretches of offensive futility. He made clutch plays when it mattered and was backstopped by a historically great defense. A few lucky bounces, some hail marys, and a great defense kept the Ws coming and bought him extremely valuable time to develop as a QB.

Depends. Do we have anything in common? Whats her astrological sign?

Lasik?

I'm sure Gore and Lorax would love it.

ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION??

From what I've been told, women hate the commercial because: 1. The girl is already hot and thin. She has no weight to lose and they resent her for her looks and scoff at the idea that she would ever be uncomfortable exercising at home or in public. 2. She seems nervous at first, so obviously its because her husband is forcing her to ride the bike and enforcing some unattainable level of beauty/perfection while hes probably a slob himself. There's no other explanation for her nerves, because, well, see above. 3. There is no difference in her appearance at the end of her training regimen because she was already hot and thin.

I propose they make a Peloton commercial with a whale of a woman who is married to a smoking hot dude who is always trying to convince his fat tub of a wife to get off the damn bike and eat some gravy but she doesnt. Because she loves her Peloton so much! And then he leaves her.

Truth. Even watching the replay in slow mo it was hard to see when he released the puck. Did he slip shot between the D-mans legs and still the pick the tiny hole in the corner ?

Would you say that their method of winning was unsustainable in first half of the season?

I find it extremely hard to believe that the video undershorts would only be interested in the Bengals sideline at the expense of the plays on the field. Unless of course an Advanced Scout just watches sidelines. Both scenarios do not make equal sense when the innocent scenario requires a film crew that is paid by Robert Kraft to unwittingly make all the wrong moves at all the wrong times and, by sheer dumb luck, commit the exact same transgression for which they've already been caught, convicted, and punished. Meanwhile, the guilty scenario only involves repeat offense from known repeat offenders. The Pats have thumbed their nose at the league for over a decade. This is a pattern of behavior for an organization that institutionally looks for advantages outside of the rules of the National Football League. Why anyone would give them the benefit of the doubt is beyond my comprehension.

The interview with the advanced scout was done before kickoff. Why was the "independent crew" employed by Robert Kraft still filming from the booth after the interview was concluded and why was the subject of this filming focused on the Bengals sideline?

Do you consider Kraft Sports Productions to be an independent 3rd party production company?

Why does he have ANY footage of the Bengals sideline? The interview of the advanced scout was reportedly over before kickoff.

Flatter trajectory gives the DB an advantage too. No way to defend those Russell Wilson or Tyrod moonshots that fall right in the basket.

When reports surfaced that the tape was of the Bengals sideline the entire first quarter despite the fact that the interview of the scout, which was the reason for said Patriots employee to be in the box in the first place, was over before the game even started.

Did you check their credentials? Are you sure they weren't "rogue" operatives sent by the Patriots to steal our tailgating secrets?

Primetime game, against the Yinzers, who are playing their 2nd and 3rd string offense, to clinch a playoff berth. There is no NO WAY we f@#$ing lose this game!!