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Jauronimo

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  1. Bills are a big time pass rusher and a big time WR away from being scary.
  2. You're so fed up about reckless spending that you want all or nothing? Either 100% fiduciary responsibility or stadiums, bridges to no where, and handouts for all? Makes sense.
  3. Baseball also has a storied and celebrated history of cheating. Pitchers have written books about how they broke the rules with spitters, nail files, grease, you name it. Stealing signals and whistling pitches was another time honored tradition of the game until a few days ago. Did the phrase "if you aint cheating you aint trying" originate in baseball? I don't get all the outrage now that these practices have gone to the next level.
  4. If they all have wearable bandaids underneath their shirts buzzing directly on their skin, taping a foreign object to your bat sounds stupid.
  5. Why would you put a buzzer on the tip of bat? Wood isn't exactly a great conductor and all these guys wear gloves. Could you feel anything that way?
  6. If Altuve choked up on the bat even an inch he wouldn't be able to reach the strike zone.
  7. I hate that billionaire owners and the most profitable professional sports league in the country (world?) extorts municipalities for new stadiums with the threat of relocation. I hate that self-interested and spineless politicians play ball with the NFL as a platform for re-election.
  8. Or theres a single piece of confetti stuck to his mountain dew and sweat soaked body which overlays his jesus chain which he never takes off.
  9. Looks a lot like the chain he wears every game which may explain why the "wire" wraps completely around his neck. See the "wire" on the left side of his neck?
  10. Totally agree. You can't play football half speed and non-contact like you can in the hockey or basketball all star game. Either let them play flag football or move away from a football contest all together. An AFC vs. NFC variety competition would be perfect. 20 events, everyone must participate. I want to see an Olineman teamed with a kicker in the 2 legged race. I want to see DBs v WRs in the potato sack race. A hotdog eating competition. Limbo. Duck duck goose. You name it. The more ridiculous the better and I guarantee it'd be 5x as entertaining as the farce we call the Pro Bowl.
  11. Skills competition and then an NFC v AFC dodgeball game. Or a spelling bee.
  12. The players speak highly of Daboll, particularly Beasely and Allen. For the sake of Allen's development I would like to see him and Daboll have on more year together before making any judgement. So often we see young QBs go through a carousel of OCs each with a different playbook and philosophy. I want Allen to have another year to learn to play QB in teh current system with a consistent voice rather than see him learn a brand new playbook.
  13. Gore had two torn hamstrings. Allen's spleen exploded in week 3. Yeldon played all year with an in-grown penis. Its incredible what these guys will play through to win.
  14. You want me to get married and then for my wife to forcibly pin you down and put "her" balls on your chin? That is the most specific kink I have ever heard of.
  15. You want your wife to put her balls on your chin?
  16. You shrugged off teabagging and sexual assault as harmless initiation rites? That's the problem with hazing. It breeds a mentality of "well this was done to me so its definitely happening to you", not unlike children who grew up in abusive atmospheres. I wonder why?
  17. There's no such thing as a bit far when the risk reward is so absurdly slanted. Best case, a few people come together and form bonds more quickly under shared stress and do not resent their tormentor. Worst case, rape, death. The institution of hazing is indefensible. The liability presented by hazing is too great for any organization.
  18. My frat was also suspended for hazing. While nothing close to the behavior detailed in the Penn State allegations occurred at my frat (wanton acts of homosexuality were reserved for brothers and totally forbidden for pledges) hazing has a tendency to get more extreme and out of control no matter how harmless it may start. Every year some kid dies as a result of hazing gone bad. Every year, crimes like assault and sexual abuse are committed in the name of hazing. Its an unacceptable outcome.
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