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Jauronimo

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  1. If hes in line for highest paid QB in the league, which essentially means richest contract in NFL history to date when his contract is up it means he likely has a super bowl appearance or a ring.
  2. If the draft is a crap chute then why is nearly half of the NFL Hall of Fame first round draft picks, OP?
  3. At least OP didn't give us a cryptic title and tell us we had to check out episode 6 of season 2 to figure out what the topic is even about.
  4. Thats an understatement. Rex was a a BULL#4%T dynasty the likes of which have never been seen in the modern era.
  5. Hes going to be real disappointed when he finds out the sexiest alien on space station is burly Russian woman with an ALF tattoo on her ass.
  6. I've heard that it was a combination of Russ and Whaley. Both got awful chatty after a few vodka crans if the rumors are true.
  7. Tom Brady couldn't cure cancer because that would require FDA approval and some semblance of proof that his latest miracle pill actually does something. What Tom Brady can do is use his celebrity and some opportunism to market multi-vitamins while insinuating they will protect you from Covid-19 or take advantage of the concussion issue in football to sell you coconut water mixed with tylenol. And he can take all the criticism that comes with, at best, suspect business practices and, at worst, dangerous misrepresentations of the medicinal properties of his bull####. Is the Federal Trade Commission just a bunch of haters and Bills fans? https://www.scribd.com/document/284209504/FTC-NeuroSafe-Letter-to-Alejandro-Guerrero https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/report-tom-bradys-guru-lied-that-he-was-an-md-was-investigated-by-feds/
  8. My neighborhood has a decent amount of foot traffic and ***** neighbors so I actually prefer front yard birding.
  9. For the unfamiliar, here's a little background on the larch.
  10. One incident =/= 4 years of repeated infractions
  11. After he had already violated the league's substance policy two or maybe 3 times.
  12. I don't think there are enough anecdotes in this thread from which I can make an informed decision. I would like to get the perspective of people over 30 who still drive impaired and have never gotten a DWI. Thanks.
  13. Perry Fewell's agent should start charging interview fees. He will rake it in under the new Rooney Rule.
  14. Whaley was pretty comfortable speaking from a barstool from what I've heard. Some one more in the know than me please jump in, but hasn't it been all but confirmed that Whaley was the leak at One Bills Drive?
  15. Mahomes Watson Wilson Rodgers This is a super bowl caliber roster with elite QB play. I'd take a 2-3 year window with an aging Rodgers for the chance to win a super bowl. I don't think Dak is that much of an upgrade.
  16. They decided they're content playing in the Dignity Health Sports Park in front of 25,000 indifferent fans.
  17. I bet Carroll was thinking about what he could do with Mayfield on a rookie deal and save $35 million to roll into skill positions and rebuilding a defense. Paying max contract to a QB makes filling out the rest of your roster difficult.
  18. In college, teams got so concerned with Sammy burning them deep that CBs were playing him 10 yards off the LOS. He called them "free yards". Then our genius offensive coordinators never attempted a WR screen, trips formation, or anything else to get the ball in his hands and let him run at the pro level. Mind boggling.
  19. I've heard that multiple times in interviews from current and former Olineman. They have said the cut down per the CBA for how long coaches have with players means there is only enough time to install the playbook. Teaching, technique, and team play becomes the onus of the players to train together or seek outside help in the offseason. He isn't making anything up.
  20. Putting up 2014 and 2015 numbers in a bottom ranked conservative passing attack is highly impressive. He put up those 2015 numbers on 50% less targets than OBJ and 100% less targets Julio Jones. Over the last 8 games of 2015 he was the best WR in football. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/W/WatkSa00.htm https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BeckOd00.htm https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/J/JoneJu02.htm Obviously, none of this mattered for ***** when he didn't take care of himself and ***** up his foot recovery but the guy had the ability.
  21. I'm glad we have a real short yardage back now. Don't get me wrong, I loved the QB sneak where Allen gets stuffed at first or fumbles then disappears into a pile of bodies before miraculously emerging for a first down while my heart skips a beat and I loved Gore falling one inch over the marker necessitating challenges and video review but this year I am looking forward to some no frills first downs.
  22. Jauronimo's Clue Hunt - Collect all the clues to figure out who said what about NOT Sammy Watkins! First Clue: I was the 214th pick in the '93 draft, but what did I say about whom yesterday? Only John and Steve can say for sure.
  23. Who is Blaine Bishop no trending on Twitter and Google search.
  24. Punctuation and spell check would really help the rest of us morons comprehend your posts, T Might Shyamalan.
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