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Jauronimo

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  1. I think we'd all be pissed if we gave it our all in a high stakes "fillet-shio" contest in the back of an old Chevelle in dirt lot and the grand prize was a Kiko jersey.
  2. Bills Mafia is basically a ranch hate group that happens to have a football team in common. It should be renamed bleu cheese mafia. You should know better than to troll about ranch and boneless wings by now.
  3. It was. During the whipping the kids scrote was struck. https://fansided.com/2014/09/12/disturbing-text-messages-adrian-peterson-childs-mother/
  4. It was a complete farce. A sideshow. Anyone who thinks that was a real fight would love the subtle drama of WWE.
  5. Its nice to see theres a few regular guys here. According to self-reported polling data, the average TBDer is 6'3", has 5% body fat, makes about $500,000 a year and spends his free time analyzing which super models are fit to bed.
  6. This would be like Zay Jones demanding a trade except Zay Jones has had a hall of fame career compared to K'Neal.
  7. Does this describe you? Interesting thread.
  8. That is one of the only hockey interviews I have ever seen where someone what they were actually thinking instead of sharing a bunch of platitudes and generic BS. Good for Kuch.
  9. They're all going to laugh at you! And then tell their friends and their friends will laugh at you.
  10. Its a terrifying beast that sucks on and licks your kitchen cabinets in the night.
  11. How much time you got, brother? People's knees Those plastic things that seal bags of bread Hot dog fingers Asparagus pee The sound it makes when balloons are rubbed together Anything made out of ham Frankenberries Midgets Clown babies chupacabinet
  12. He tried to capture the spirit of the thing.
  13. Do you smell like pumpernickel?
  14. One has a long a history of disgusting racist imagery used to depict a group of people as subhuman savages and the other doesn't have anything even remotely close to that weight or history. https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2013/05/22/186087397/where-did-that-fried-chicken-stereotype-come-from https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/oct/13/ive-always-loved-fried-chicken-but-the-racism-surrounding-it-shamed-me Ironically, this is one of those things that seems like apples to apples until viewed through the lens of race and history. I wonder if there are other such examples where this could beneficial...
  15. For All Mankind on AppleTV has been a good watch. It begins with the 1950s-1960s space race and continues on in time but reimagined with a background of semi-historical events and fictional twists. I'm no space expert so it all seems plausible to me. There is no real continuous story through episodes or seasons, more just a bunch of stuff that happens, but I still get sucked in a for a few episodes at a time. Give it a few more episodes.
  16. He's still a great coach. His draft record isn't so hot and it seems that maybe teams finally stopped gifting them hall of fame talents for day 3 draft picks.
  17. Go to Sundowners. Sit in the back and read the New Testament.
  18. I can only imagine the rage the other passengers who missed a day of vacation must be feeling. I think my days of getting in fights are long since over but it would be tempting to beat up a punk kid with my adult muscles in this situation.
  19. One game at the bar costs me a lot more than a month of YouTubeTV. I should know since I watch every game at the bar.
  20. I think our defense shows up this year and we don't find ourselves having go score for score with teams like we did last year where we were getting in 4th quarter shoot outs. That means less points but less heart attack victories.
  21. In N'Out might have the worst fries I have ever had. They were basically raw on the inside. Apparently if you want cooked potatoes you have to order them in a secret code: "french fries really well done, double double, animal style, 2 cool for you dudebros"
  22. If you go to any place serving Texas style bbq and get pulled pork rather than brisket you're in for a bad time. Texas BBQ is all about beef. Pork in Texas is pretty forgettable even at some of the great BBQ establishments. I'm mostly concerned that McKenzie is going to go full Karlos and gain 40 lbs. I don't see how you could be around BBQ all the time and not pack on the freshman 50.
  23. Defensive end is one of the hardest positions to project from college to NFL. Picking two highly drafted DEs who both have obvious limitations at current is fairly reasonable in my opinion. Rousseau needs 2 years to grow into his frame and develop NFL strength and some pass rushing moves. He was a one year wonder in college. Hes high ceiling, low floor. Basham looks like hes ready to play today but his ceiling is much lower than Rousseau. Its hardly guaranteed that between Epenesa, Rousseau, and Basham we have solved our pass rush issue.
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