Jauronimo

Is it too late to be depressed about Landon Jackson?

Not the 8 pounders Alec!! You need to recover!

Have you considered a position in the NFL?

Why are you so horny for aliens?!?

If he doesn't get it under control soon he'll go blind.

Good for Kaiir. Hope it works out for him in Dallas.

He wasn't.

There are different deep throws and Josh excels in most of them. Deep posts, deep corner we've seen him hit time and time again. Vertical deep routes on the sideline is something I think he has been inconsistent with his entire career.

Would you say the WR room silently got better?

https://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2025/07/22/connor-clifton-trade-buffalo-sabres-sidney-crosby-nhl/stories/202507220080 Not exactly shocking but still difficult to hear. It can't just be the losing that has multiple players talking about losing their love of the game in Buffalo. Can it?

Plus he has the knees of an elderly prostitute.

Iron sharpens iron. Reminds me a lot of the epic Ed Wang vs Aaron Maybin camp battle. It was like a heavy weight bout, just trading blows. Every rep contested. It turned out that they were both awful, but you gotta love competition! We are in mid-season form 24/7/365. No days off!

The sanctity of this tax advantaged relationship structure is under constant attack which represents an existential threat to our very survival.

Living in Texas has flipped this question on its head for me. Although I still have the instinct and feel the pressure to make the most of a fleeting summer, summer is the new winter. You mostly stay inside and ride it out. Spring is actually awesome, all two weeks of it, unlike that disgusting few months of frozen mud we called Spring in WNY. Fall is like the peak of WNY summer down here which is great except the amazing weather lines up with a busier time of year work wise. Winter is typically a non-event, save for the occasional national emergency if we get a millimeter of snow. I'm gonna say September.

I support the decision. I also support Worthy, Rice, and Mahomes having gender reassignment surgery if it makes them more confident in their own skin.

I hope its one of those old timey leather helmets. That would be cool to see and also send a message to our opponents. When its too tough for them, its just right for us.

Everything I've read says he fine staying in Buffalo. He wanted to get paid and a chance to play top pair minutes and PP1. He will play alongside Dahlin and get a ton of minutes. Its only a 2 year deal so if he performs he will get a big contract soon enough. I think this worked out well for all parties involved.

Coleman should be getting all the bubble screens that used to go to Samuel. That will help him in terms of volume and he has the physicality to break off some nice yardage. I think he would be best used in the slot which is unfortunate for us since Shakir, Kincaid, and Samuel are also lining up in the slot. He just isn't a much of a threat on the outside and I don't expect that to change much, sadly.

Dropping the clipboard?

Good thing my father has small, womanly hands.

In this spirit of this thread, I wonder who is the worst hero to get fisted by? Probably Andre the Giant.

But the syphilis is free. https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2022/08/12/why-is-the-villages-known-as-the-std-capital-of-america/

I think Mr. Cook needs to pull himself up by the boot straps and be his own boss. I would tell Mr. Cook to print out 20 copies of his resume on hard stock and talk to every hiring manager in town. You'd be surprised how far a little but of gumption, a firm hand shake, and direct eye contact can take you. And another thing, sit up straight and never slouch Senor Cook. And it would it kill you to eat your vegetables or call your mother a little more often Cook San? And give it a break with the video games, they'll rot your brain Herr Cook! Oh, I think our Mr. Cook is gonna be alright. But thats not important right now. The important part is that I tied an onion to my belt, as was the style at the time....

I'm mad at myself for laughing at this.

I considered that but determined it was unlikely.