Simmons hates hockey because the Bruins haven't been relavent in years. He's a fuggin front-runner, just like the rest of the Mass-holes. The minute the Bruins start flirting with hockey in May, he'll bore us with 17 pop culture-references (90210, Swingers, Ferris Buellers Day Off, etc...) to the hockey team and tell us about the phone conversations he and his dad had about the team...
I'll give this to him, he's so polarizing, he's always among the top searches on ESPN's website.