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I'm Ivy-league caliber.

John (and the rest of you guys for that matter) take care of yourself! I'm sorry to hear about this. As a former blue-suiter, I can say, mother blue could have used someone like you. Please... do take care.

Standing up on the chair applauding!!!

You DID do some boozin' on your birthday didn't ya?!?!

No doubt Deano, I thought I was listening to a Happy Days Soundtrack for a minute! (just fuggin with you Cincy... that's good stuff man.) Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSe7MUCFgo Fast forward to 8:40 of this video... Mr. T has all the answers!!!

You ain't drunk yet? Or "celebrating" your birthday with Mrs. Beerball? Get after it would ya?!?!?

In the grand scheme of things that we are forced to call the BCS... yes it was the "real" game changing moment. I'm just a sore loser because I'm a Longhorns fan.

Susanna Hoffs... going to be the same age as fuggin BEERBALL!?!?!?!? Oh lord, it is the end of days... She really was "the goods" in the 80s. I bet she's one who has aged gracefully... unlike so many pop icons from those days. I'm with you buckeye, I had a thing for Belinda as well... until she married that primadonna centerfielder for the Dodgers... Mike Fuggin Marshall.

Damn Texas Tech highlight wins!!! (sorry Beerball) Bad enough it wasn't UB, even worse it was that play against UT...

To share your birfdays with such an revered person as Beersphere Elvis, you must feel honored! Happy Birthday fellas.

We have a leader in the club house! Fug that we have a WINNER!!!!

One of the truest posts I've seen all week Darin!! Funnier than hell too! Oh I hope not, he's already been signing autographs "Bruce Smith #78 HOF '09" If this were any other player for any other team, we would most likely be calling him a pompous, classless jerk, but since he's one of our own some of us give him a free pass. That's human nature I guess. Over the year's I've grown tired of his self-promotion to a certain extent. However, when he used to do his Fred Sanford dance after a sack, in the late 80s early 90s I loved it. I guess all I can say is "You stay classy Bruce Smith."

Haven't seen you around here in awhile Millbank. Hope things are well with you. Your name came up recently as a matter of fact. Glad to see you here.

Jesus H Keyriste! If you were an Anheuser-Busch beerball, they would have removed you from the shelves a long time ago based on THAT fuggin born on date!!! My dad knows people about your age though and he calls them younger folk peers! happy birthday bastage!!!!!

Is he posting under the same handle? I didn't see much of him at all this season. Not that there's anything wrong with that. "Getting your post count up is good. We need to do that during baseball season. "

Best response so far... Second best...

Monkesses!?!? Don't take her dancing then... she makes Elaine Benes look like Ginger Rogers!

What did happen to that cat? Haven't seen him in a long time. He used to have the avatar of the doctor who treated Everett as I recall. I know what initially happened to LSI, but where is everyone's favorite little spastic kid now? Did he go to banned camp as well?

Bury it and bury the shovel. By that I mean, close that chapter of your life and move on. Trust me on this one, I'm speaking from past experience, if I had my way, I would take everything from Sept of 89 through Feb of 93 and do a lot of crap over again. Bury it and then bury the shovel.

RIP Matt... it's sad to see someone taken at such a young age.

They want to be confused with some sort of strange clut members wandering the earth in their "celestial robes?" Every time I see that commercial, the people wearing the red "snuggies" remind me of cult members. Oh god, the horror of it all. As has been posted before, "somedays you just want to suck start your shotgun."

I was just thinking about him the other day actually and wondering what he was doing now. Thoughts and parayers to Jack and his family.

I don't know... I can't really decide on her. There could be an upside there somewhere. I think an episode of "intervention" followed up by some intense rehab with Doctor Drew and we might be on to something here.

"It's made in Germany. You know the German's always make good stuff." Yeah just ask most people from Eastern Europe from the 30s and 40s, they loved the German stuff, Vince.

Kelso didn't respond?!?! That's really wierd. Neat story though man. Do you have the set matted and framed somewhere or at least all of them on display in some fashion? I can totally see Bruce taking a long time and back in the day it wouldn't have surprised me if it took Thurman a while also, but Kelso?!?! C'mon!!