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What was Uncle Fester doing on the basketball court with the Pride of the Purple Eagles?

Jesus H. Christ!!!! We have a confirmed case in Arapahoe County, Colorado!!!! I'm gonna die of pig flu!!!!!

How 'bout the one where Billdo was telling us what a wonderful human being HE was. Hon mention: Volunteer Fire Fighters are arsonists...

RIP...

"Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this."

I'll start. Encino Man (in fact, anything with Pauly Shore in it) Ghost Rider The Blair Witch Project (esp Part II) Baseketball (I was drunk and in my 20s what do you expect) Fantastic Four

No we won't!!!! We're all DOOMED!!! DOOMED I TELLS YA!!!!

Look man, none of us really like beerball either, but really? Do you have some sort of fetish with him? He screwed up with the Mortenson thing, we've all done it, it's not the first time he's screwed up and it definitely won't be the last. The last thing we need around here is more "poster-on-poster crime." Oh yeah, nice find Beerball, thanks. BTW, I think Talley's great, but not NFL HOF worthy.

Now look, I took up for you yesterday, but now you're just antagonizin' the dude. It's a new day and you don't need to carry old grudges around. Is it like that show Deadliest Tattoo, where they're fishing in the north seas for tattoos? By the way DIB, nice avatar, yet again.

Wow, sorry to hear that ink... keep you head up. I went through it (in what I call a previous life), it sucks, but you get over it. I like to say it was the best thing in the world to happen to my golf game. Until then, Una Panoonah Banka!!!!

Only reason to ever watch that show was the eye-candy they had on there. Any show that would put Tom Arnold on their "panel of hosts" deserves to have it's credibility questions and ultimately gets what it deserves. Tom sittin' there all shakin, twitchin and fidgetin' like a tick on a hot skillet.

Jesus H. Keyriste!!! NO!!! Steely, you should give youself a punch for this: "I don't know. Clean her up with a little makeup. Maybe. She does have the lips!" PUNCH!!!

Like the most recent strain of flu that killed something like 36K worldwide? I know what you mean... they love to report that we should be "concerned" but not "panicked." But by all means right after the story that says don't panic, please run about 5 more stories about how this could have dire consequences on the world economy, it could wipe out thousands and thousands of people, etc... Fuggin media...

By the way, don't think I'm going to stick up for you all the time now either. As Tanner Boyle said to Loopus: "Well Loopus, if you wiped your nose once in awhile, people wouldn't give you so much crud all the time."

I don't normally take up for Beerball, but dammit, there's no need for you to the resident a-hole to everyone around here! Starting poll questions, answering mulitple posts in one response, dictating who gets punched and who doesn't. Just who in the heck do you think you are anyway?

Seems whenever he gets (read: makes up) a girlfriend (usually from Niagara Falls like Ted from 16 Candles) he drops off for 6 to 8 months. Last time he did this the Bills were closing out a fine 7-9 season. .... what? Like 7-9 season wasnt' specific enough?

Pink Ponies and unicorns?!?! This stinks of Sketch's work...

Oh man, you ain't kiddin'! I was home this fall and I had to go down to Salamingia a couple times and couldn't believe it. It reminds me of Jamestown's and Olean's dirty little brother that neither claims. (I'm sure I'll get skewered for that comment.) Jesus, that's funny for some reason. I'll be sure to use that qualifier from now on. Or fancy Schwans trucks delivering food!!!!

Happy birthday to Ol' Screwy from St Louie!

You're going to incite the wrath of Lori with comments like that.

Yeah sorta... Yeah he is.

Yes, we like Mell for the time being, but now we hate Bills Daily for only giving us a C+ grade. So the official tally reads as follows: Mel... Bills Daily Todd McShay Mike Greenberg Tim Graham USA Today Stand by for updates as more draft grades come in.

Happy birthday Joe!!! I'll have 12 beers in your honor.

My son does from time to time. He demonstrated the service to his grandfather, and since he's (my father in law) not real technologically inclined, he was absolutely flabbergasted by it. So for the rest of the day, he was telling my son, "ask him this... ask him that." Then he was telling his friends "This kid types questions... ANY question into his phone and someone on the other end answers it for him. Go ahead show 'em." My son had to explain to him that he had a limited number of free questions.

Would you like the suspension LSI had to serve after last year's draft as well? Actually that might be a nice break for the rest of us...