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Fallen category: Leif Garrett - we get it you're "unique" and all, but quit being a douche. Willie Ames - prior to being born again, this guy was possibly the angriest former child actor ever Dustin Diamond - the complete "look at me" guy, he picked up the torch carried by Willie Ames MacKenzie Phillips - ugh where to begin with her, the complete "look at me" woman. Lindsay Lohan - nah nevermind, too easy Not quite fallen, but definitely teetering: The Olsen sisters - wierd freakin Leemurs, what are you two staring at anyway? Eat a pork chop or something. Kirk Cameron - sooner or later this guy is going to either go Ted Haggard or Jim Jones on us. Hey WR, what did I miss about Anthony Michael Hall? I think he's transitioned to adulthood pretty smoothly. BTW, Barry Bonds thinks Todd Bridges has a pretty large nugget.

Here's the show premise: Show dated news clips of gang-related killings in black and white video *cut to different scene using the sound of gun-shots and random images being flashed* Interview "gang-member" (who we don't know is now a former gang member) and have him brag about how "If you get in the way of 'The West Side Yellow Tailed Thrashers' you gonna get smoked like them other fools." *cut to different scene using the sound of gun-shots and random images being flashed* Show home video of gang members wearing color-coordinated bandanas over their face while brandishing hand guns, throwing gang signs and yelling "West Side Yellow Tailed Thrashers For Life!" *cut to different scene using the sound of gun-shots and random images being flashed* Interview police spokesman who talks about how they infiltrated the gang with an undercover agent. *cut to different scene using the sound of gun-shots and random images being flashed* More gang violence videos with narrator talking about how the gang took over the entire city and police could nothing to prevent it. *cut to different scene using the sound of gun-shots and random images being flashed* Continue with same rotation as shown above but at the end show that the "gang member" is actually a FORMER member and is rehabilitated and now denounces gang life.... BTW, the premise for Life After People... talk about how bad humans are, how much better it would be if we were all dead and push Uncle Al's agenda.

Gay jokes? Poor guy, in your weakened condition you've reverted to 7th grade insults... I was just goin through and editting my settings this afternoon, since you're sniveling so much, I'll keep for another month I guess. Enjoy the gummy bears, Douchie McButterpants!!!

Threadjack alert! You ain't lyin' Bill. Ever see him featured in the newer NFL films segments? That lighting they cast on him while he's being interviewed makes him look like a catcher's mitt with teeth!

It was good enough for Little Miss Muffett wasn't it?

Yeah I guess I prolly would.

I was there last year and mad house if putting it lightly. I was shocked at the number of students openly drinking on the sidewalks, already drunk or getting very close to drunk by 11 am. The parade is pretty cool, but if you aren't in the front row of people or above them, it's basically a sea of bobby police and firefighter heads walking by accompanied by bag pipes. Advice, hit a pub off the beaten path (I went to Hell's Kitchen to find one) late afternoon before "amatuer hour" really gets started. I was off the streets by 7 pm and pretty glad I was to be honest with you. If I can remember the name of the pub in Hell's Kitchen I'll PM you, Pooj.

Time well wasted PTR! Good to know you my friend. I'm sure Dave Thomas loves the handle as well. Sleep well tonight, you are flying in rare air with 10,000 posts...

Great. Does this mean we're in for another barrage of Dakota Fanning screaming incessantly? (her screeching throughout that movie was one of many reasons why that movie was completely unwatchable)

The media is pandering to the lowest common denominator. Right now earthquakes are the disaster dujour. This summer it will be oppresive heat, followed by wild fires, by the time that's over we'll be getting into the heart of hurricane season and they can start ratcheting up the news stories for that, then rinse, repeat.

Golden Wheels is having another birthday already?!? Seems like we just wished him one the other day... man we're all getting older aren't we? GW and SOW, HFBD!

The TBD Forums homepage sounds like some sort of 80s dramedy ala' Doogie Howser or something.

Limiting you social interaction to this website has taken its toll on you. I suggest you beat that doctor senseless until he allows you to return to work. That or eat some gummy bears or something.

You really need to get back to work my friend.

EXACTLY!!! Sincerely, Jamie Sale

I know, for some reason (don't know if it was NBC's coverage or otherwise) but I know I've heard that story before. Nevertheless (alwaysthemore) a good story and like KD said, much better than hearing about what a wonderful person Herfen Dignledorf is (despite his personal tantrums about skiing conditions, ice temps, or whatever).

Boost! Don't you have some homework to do? (namely on how much Olympians make after taxes) Eric, that's enough out of you and quit effing around in the tub, trying to set up those silly "locks" of yours!!! I mean it, get a bath and quit blocking the water from running out of the tub when you are done!!!

Hey what's goin on in dis here thread chidrin?

All I can say is what I said during the Winter Classic at the Ralph a couple years ago; "wow, that ending was so shocking, who would have saw that one coming." A friend of mine who is a Pens fan tried to tell me how Miller let in a soft goal and it's his fault, I offered to buy him a Canada jersey with a cute little "Crosby" sewn on the back... I just asked that anytime he wears it, he has to trip and fall a lot when there is obviously no reason for it. The only American outside of Pittsburgh celebrating this win is Gary Bettman.

You feelin okay?

It's all under the same umbrella now, buy one it all goes in the same union pocket. Believe me I feel wierd walking up to the concession stand at the triple A game down the street and ordering a Molson.

If she posted here, she would lead the league in LAMP threads... even ahead of good ol' LSI. (BTW, where is that kid nowadays?)

What Mr. Bawl is trying to say, is it's a bit odd that the only thing that has kept ol Tombstone teeth relevant for the last 20-plus years is the secretiveness surrounding a song about vanity. The song stopped being about Mr. Geffen the very moment she decided to "keep it a secret for the rest of her life" but then auction the secret off for charity, but then tell everyone five or six years later.

Most here would actually WANT to see that, tater.

HOLY "I don't want to circumvent the language filter" !!!!