I spent a weekend in Cleveland. Once. Dead man's curve is awesome. A buddy says let's go to a strip club. Against my better judgement, I went. Dark, Sticky floors(hopefully liquor), coke(not the soda) everywhere and midget strippers. How do you do a lap dance as a midget stripper, you might ask? I picked her up and put her on my lap. Asking to pay 1/2 price didn't go too well. Ahh, the 90's.