My wife comes in....We have all boys (younger ones at that). She’s tired of finding remnants of said boys missing their target when going number one. So, she says....”That’s it, you guys are going to have to sit when you pee.”
I look at my boy and say, “Nah, men stand when they pee. Except Tom Brady. He definitely sits when he pees. You’re not going to sit, just aim small and you won’t miss.”
My wife’s face said it all. Like, you have got to be kidding me.
I guess the tie in is Tom Brady.