BringBackFergy

So, if you’re not a doctor, what prompted you to make this kind of diagnosis? Are you purposefully trying to scare every 20-30 year old who might be reading this thread?

My ass itches. I better go create a thread.

Lee Smith and Geno Smith share the same last name.

OP: You owe me 54 seconds for reading through that disaster.

Rosen would have won that game.

Knox? Knox????? He would have tipped the ball to Hopkins, interfered with him, bonked his head and contracted the Mumps all within 6 seconds. The dude is a walking pandemic.

He didn’t get his height from me...and certainly not his (lack of) girth.

Clowney is a force. Good signing by Titans. Wish we had picked him up (based on all our football scholars pining for him as a Buffalo Bill). His production these past 5 weeks is incredible.

Jim Halpert? Yes. Watch Netflix.

My head is spinning with party ideas.

I might drop in and see some friends. You?

@Gugny Nice try.

But the chicken would taste so damn good.

Is she a woman that has never been in my kitchen?

The best ability is availability. Make him an equipment intern.

https://www.travelandleisure.com/trip-ideas/national-parks/man-cooking-chicken-banned-from-yellowstone-hot-springs?amp=true I may need @ExiledInIllinois to explain this to me. Seems there are two problems: the water is too hot, and isn’t geyser water sulphur?

Holy chit...I watched him on Sat mornings The Russian Bear, Iron Sheik, Rowdy Roddy, etc. Great memories.

Forgot to click the "sarcasm button"

Good idea Shady - deferring student loan debt, restarting unemployment benefits and a moratorium on residential evictions for those who can't pay rent should all be reversed!!! You are a cold hearted son of a $%#@!!!!

Done!

Well, it’s easy to mock a pretty woman when your son is smoking crack and negotiating $5 billion deals with Chinese spies (in his own tape recorded words).

No sweat.

That’s awesome. Funny stuff. Did you catch Jill Biden as ventriloquist for Joe yesterday? (George...Trump....Trump...Trump)

Biden should do the following: 1) Guarantee a $1000/week payment to every American (or illegal alien...sorry, immigrant) over age 13; 2) Health insurance for every human, born or unborn; 3) Free college education for every person (age 14-78) with tuition forgiveness so long as they take 2 credit hours of “Patriotic/Democratic Theory”; 4) Every person plants a tree...in their yard, school or anywhere they want; 5) Defund the military...it’s just world police. Dumb

Great thread. Thanks for keeping this updated over the last five weeks. Keep it up. I look forward to seeing Josh’s improvement.