BringBackFergy

Heyyyyyy...I see what you did there!!!

Pssst-

Humans have five senses: Touch, Sight, Hearing, Smell and Taste. Given your age and experience, if told you can only pick two senses for the rest of your life, which ones do you pick and which ones do you cast aside? I’m keeping: Sight: Can still read your idiotic posts, a book, watch Bills games, go fishing, hunting, etc. Taste: Good food. Enough said. You guys may say, what about “music”....I can sing tunes in my head. Music nowadays sucks. As for touch and smell...that would kinda suck, but Sight and Taste are more impotent.

The forest service and ACOE should introduce Alaskan Grizzly Bears to the greater Illinois waterways. The end result would be a win/win: grizzlies would congregate near the carp ladders as they swim toward Lake Erie and fill their bellies AND we could watch live video footage as the bears eat fish, wildflowers and men driving golf carts along the wall.

Disgraceful

A class action against TBD for emotional distress gauged on net profits. Let’s see....$0.00 x 3 (treble damages) = .......screw it. Pull up your big boy pants OP.

Dear @Gugny: On behalf of @Beerball, @Mike in Horseheads and @Jauronimo...please stop trolling us. Thank you. Management

Little known fact: Bills WR TJ Graham has never been in my kitchen.

That would be just like the Sammy Watkins debacle where we gave up TWO first round picks. No thanks.

When you watched the commercial, did he have shifty hips? Good first step? Should we kick the tires?

Looks as though the Mets are scrounging for scraps after a long offseason.

I saw this happen before but I can’t put my finger on it. May have been torn from the pages of the NY Post.

Forgive Jack. He meant to say “Davenport”. He sometimes forgets your age.

The Middle East doesn’t penalize average Joe’s like you and me for operating a bass boat...unlike our own Government. Try driving a 16’ bass boat through a US canal; lock tenders bellyache all day and start ordering you around. Hoping there’s a good bass population in the Suez.

Not really sure why everyone tries to cheat the system. Hey, I'm all for using as many players as we can. But to suggest that we should knowingly cheat.....well, that's where I draw the line.

He can’t be that great. The Patriots didn’t sign him and they’re gonna win the AFCE (read it here).

Chains? Big deal. He should try carrying the weight on @ExiledInIllinois‘s shoulders!!

Hold up. Are you all saying we need to be scared of the Dolphins AND the Cheats?? So we’ll finish 3rd in AFCE??

Warning point issued.

I’m boning up on my investigative skills. Haven’t come across any DB cases on “First 48”. Entirely possible because there’s a Cleveland police episode on right now.

“Fencing” implies he knew the merchandise was stolen. Try again.

He wasn’t stealing...he allegedly “received” stolen property. The question is: Did he know the property was HOT??

I accept your nomination and will carry out my duties with the utmost patience and snark (especially if @ExiledInIllinois tries to sidetrack this thread with Suez Canal data) Exactamundo!!

This is gonna be a great thread. Calling all TBD sleuths!! We need fingerprint experts, forensic analysis, preferably some with Miranda warning experience. Did he do it? Was he framed? Honest mistake? I’m saying this reaches 34 pages and surpasses “Ed Oliver DWI” and “Antonio Brown is BatChit Crazy” expert discussions.

I would franchise tag Blokes and let Gunner and BritBill test free agency over at the FishandChips.com message board.