BringBackFergy

I’m gonna say Dane Jackson is going to miss on coverage.

Our team has absolutely sucked ever since you started this God forsaken, weekly thread topic. I suggest you put it to bed. Thank you, Management

Was just thinking of him the other day (to kick the tires). RIP

Pats had TWO players go “lame” in last two minutes. Phillips and the DE. Bellicheat got an extra minute or so to gather the troops. Typical.

How many times must a guy hit you in the jaw with a right hook before you realize he has no left arm and start to duck or block the right hook with your own arm? (If you need more explanation: they kept running the ball at us with no threat of passing. (ie. No left arm). Ridiculous.

Fair. I see your point. But every time our elite defense allows a huuuuuge running game, we lose. That’s my point.

I’d say Harris’ TD was entirely on the defense. Are you high?

Hmmm, Travis Henry 1,231 yds against us Jon Taylor with 2,568 yds against us Harris with one good leg…68 yd TD. ohhhh, that’s right. We beat the Texans. Titans - loss vs run Colts - loss vs run Patriots - loss vs run

I should change this thread title to “We are The Lollipop Gang”

Please tell me. I’m waiting.

Any thoughts. Can we trade a bucket of wings and an Eichel jersey to move him out of here?

I’d rather they show up outside my bedroom window in a long coat and blast The Shout Song from a boom box.

I did actually watch the clip. Did you actually read the article or just look at the pictures?

https://arrowheadaddict.com/2021/12/01/patrick-mahomes-ruining-peyton-manning-children-others/amp/ * Article says Mahomes is a contender for MVP this year? False * Article says Mahomes came in 2nd in MVP voting last two years? False. * Says Manning’s son wears a jersey with Mahomes name on back (False: Manning’s kid likes Josh Allen) * Says Mahomes has a solid family (False: His brother and fiancé/wife are suspect). I’m seriously thinking of writing a strongly worded letter.

Thread of the year!!

Go back and review the “Grand Opening” of McDermott/Pegula training center. It’s all yogurt, fish and spring water…some of the worst things to create a warrior body on the field. We’re in need of protein packed foods and those that add energy.

He/she is failing miserably. Body (the right food) fuels the mind. Concentrate on food for the body. Our team is lethargic.

Or just fire the team nutritionist. They need a diet full of protein packed foods like Doritos, grapes and Stouffers pizza. Quick hitting food for quick hitting production on the field. Not sure what your background is re. Dietary Performance.

As a few of you know, I had a minor in Dietary Performance from my undergrad school. I don't speak out on these subjects often but felt the need to make my position known as we approach a rather significant game in our season. First, I won't denigrate our current team nutritionist, but let me say this: there are certain foods that fuel the mind, and others that fuel the body. The Buffalo Bills' nutritionist is sacrificing enhanced body strength for strength of mind by setting out a diet for players that lacks imagination and well founded principles of dietary performance. As for Thanksgiving: Whatever the team nutritionist does, the players need to stay away from the following foods on Thursday morning: Yogurt, granola, apples, chicken, steamed fish, rice, carrots, kiwi and Nutella. These items have all been shown in certain studies to create a high level of serotonin which is counter-productive in developing a fast/strong core for a six hour window between meal and sport. Here's the best menu for Thanksgiving morning/afternoon in my opinion (again, I have a background in dietary performance but I chose a different career) 1) Chocolate Milk (restores necessary electrolytes and refreshes/restores Vitamin C and D) 2) Pickled herring and pickled beets (vinegar is a well known anti-coagulant and elevates virility) 3) Ravioli or stuffed shells (full stomach = satisfaction = ability to concentrate on the game) 4) Celery, saltines, Microwave popcorn, roasted peanuts are known "quick carbs" that give you a jolt of energy both mentally and physically 5) Any type of stuffing with a chicken based gravy is a safe carb that can boost Vitamin C and D for enhanced mental acuity 6) Angel food cake with pumpkin frosting to add a Thanksgiving touch and maintain sugar levels in the blood/circulatory systems and muscle mass 7) One of my favorites for a steady release of core power is Newman's Own frozen pizza supreme (laugh all you want but the ingredients are torn straight from a 2003 study at UCLA that tracked dietary performance among high schoolers who only had thirty minutes for dinner before gameday and their success rate dwarfed those who ate dinner over a longer period of time at the dinner table). Just some thoughts I had and you may not agree...that's fine. But our team trainers and nutritionists should look deeper into dietary performance after last week's game. We need to cure the lethargy and apathy we witnessed on the sidelines. Fire away.

Link? Link? Link?

We have a bunch of pre-Madonnas.