BringBackFergy

Due to blisters and callouses, @Beerball adopted a metallic glove to assist @Gugny and @Mike in Horseheads with future manual ejax.

Old news. Pretty sure Lazarus died (twice) a few thousand years ago.

Awww man. Very sorry to hear this. Peace to the Knox family.

Nice job! By the way, is Buddy ok?

I’ll put out the Diggs’ blue cheese for my second and third tier guests. First tier folks get Rooties.

Yes. I was pretty PO’d.

He should have named it “From-Unda Cheese” dressing.

Dude. Don’t put your name on something that tastes like @Gugny’s dishrag with some rowkfort seasoning. Stick to the basics: like catching the ball for tiddies.

Don’t spread yourself too thin. No punt returns. No condiments. Just play the damn game. They were out of Rooties (at Tops in Williamsville?) so I bought Stef’s dressing. 🤢

Yeah. That contract sucks. I’d be pissed off with $3 mill.

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TB96

I got $50 says there will be an "RIP Tony Bennett" thread in the next 12 months. Anyone want that action?

Dear Penthouse Forum...

I agree with your post. There’s a few members here who may know how to fin angle that draft. @Gugny @Beerball @Mike in Horseheads

Since you and wife are looking outside the US as possible retirement locations, have you thought of Tuscany or Italian coast?

I have thought the same for years. I needed someone like you, with lucid insight and a keen awareness, to define this loophole. Thanks TRBJ!!

Was he in good shape?

All these predictions above aren’t very bold. KC knocked out of playoffs? Josh Allen as MVP? You want bold, I’ll give you bold. Lamar Jackson converts to Islam and changes his name to Kareem Abdul Jabar, he gets sued for copyright infringement and changes it to Cream Jabar. The NFC Championship game is won by the team who barely scores enough points as time expires. Matt Araiza perfects the drop kick.

The ear bite? No. Maybe this weekend.

Take it up with Bear #503. Exhibitionist.

Attention OP. Please mark this thread “NSFW”. Bear #503 can’t get no stinkin’ privacy with all the cameras watching him. The bite to the ear is quite the move. Maybe we’re learning more from your furry friends than we originally thought.

But did @BTB serve in the DMZ (Detached Metacarpal Zone)?

Yeah. Easiest way to consume suicide wings is to pawn them off on unsuspecting yutes.