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And the kids probably heard you start it up and leave thinking "when I grow up I'm gonna get a motorcycle like Uncle Bad Things. Nice.

Local news guys with a score.

Nice short answer. So you're saying no?

Nahhh, they would still have 15 different camera angles, but they could double up on the analysis by the commentators (that's the exciting part anyway).

I was just watching the Michigan State v Purdue game and it came down to the last 60 seconds. Almost every basketball game comes down to the last few seconds. Same with NFL games. There's always that last drive, the onside kick with 45 seconds left, the quick passes and out patters to stop the clock during the "two minute drill". So why play for 45 minute halves? They should cut it down to three 15 minute periods like hockey. Or even two 20 minute halves. It would make sense as follows: 1) We could spend more time with our families and pets 2) Less commercial timeouts would mean less advertisers and, logically, lower ticket prices 3) Less injuries - players would be exposed to less "field time" so they wouldn't be injured as severely 4) More intensity during the last minutes of a shorter period or half Thoughts?

This would be your brother's wife? Or your sister's wife? Either way, if these kids are in your house, they should play by your rules: kayaking in the morning, gin rummy at Noon with Mamosas, cocktails at 4pm and BBQ from 6-8pm.

Gatorman, "Nothing ever ends...not money, not love, peace or superdelegates...there is N unlimited supply of happiness for all of..." But then, a sudden slap across Gatorman's face came from

For yourself or on behalf of those who were actually perfect students?

FireChan, Fredex, Turbos and Bandit....they called it "Rumble in My Bumble" because it involved a naked game of Twister where each participant had to recite the 3rd and long statistical averages for the 1981 Baltimore Colts...it did not end well when

How is it that Lake Erie is a 35 mile drive?? He must be using Uber LOL I said the same thing.

on a weekend bender in Tijuana with a trombone strapped to his back....yeah, the exact look JRinPittsburgh has every time he

scrub his racoon (who he affectionately named "Cletus") - kinda like the time gugny and Cletus took a shower in that truck stop on I-77 in North Carolina on their way to a PETA convention....they were so drunk that they stopped at

their home would become a destination for other "naturalists" from the Ohio area (as they are apt to do)...in fact, there was this one time on a camping trip to the mid-west when Hammersticks stopped in Ohio to ask for directions and he found this fella which made Hammersticks think of an old buddy of his by the name of

Exactly...I knew this one guy who was so upset with his kid's science teacher that he damn near called the teacher on the phone and threatened him...the parent was hell bent on getting his son a 100 on a science project of some sort. I tell ya...as if it wasn't bad enough that the parent was actually doing the assignment...but to threaten the teacher? In retrospect, if I see that gugny again I'm liable to give him a piece of my mind.

It bothers me when parents are that overbearing and demand perfection from their kid. Let's say a nice young man plays the trombone (for instance)....why would the parent yell and scream at him if he faltered a little bit? Same goes for homework and tests. The thing I despise is when a parent actually does the homework for the kid and then demands a 100 from the teacher. Some parents....smh

...but suddenly, out of nowhere, Deranged Rhino and /dev/null arrived on the scene, one in a blue leotard with a "D" on the chest, and the other with a crown of diamonds shaped in a "V" with black baseball pants and a tshirt that read "I'm with Stupid ---->" ....they quickly assessed the situation and grabbed the defribulator machine in the closest Chinese restaurant - "My God" Rhino said "I can't read frickin Mandarin Chinese...this is like algebra"; /dev/null laughed and said "That ain't alegebra...look at the little house shape...that's geometry. Let's ask this guy walking by". So they proceeded to

magnifying glass, his eyeglass repair kit and the latest issue of "Pollinating Puppies for Dummies" and went straight to "Chapter 6: So You Bought a Puppy that you Wish to Pollinate?" which didn't really answer the question...so Fergy called the only person he knew that had experience with these things...a strange voice answered the phone and it was

Johnny could make millions directing/producing/starring in a "Hey Rookie - Don't Do This" video for the NFL Rookie Symposium.

So we lost a lacrosse star but retained a long jumper with a Vitamin D deficiency?....sweet.

a Tia Tequila mask and a mesh dress...he was quoting scripture and throwing out beaded necklaces which prompted Pozluzny to tackle him whereupon he immediately broke his left ulna...the crowd gathered and called an ambulance and when it arrived the driver was none other than

Watch it mister...you don't know Gugny's sexual orientation.

This could be the most racist tweet ever. Why could Hogan be the next Welker/Edelman/Amendola?? Because he's white? That would be like me saying "Sabres happy to have Evander Kane in the fold. Could be the next Tony McKegny"

Osweiler deal was crazy. Elway is good at what he does but he still rubs me the wrong way.

Yeah, something like that. Or maybe it's his Olympic dreams like Jesse Owens Or Corning glass Or Fiberglass

Nothing I'd like more than to see Elway watching three newbs warming up at QB during training camp. Never liked the guy. Maybe it was that 30 for 30 "Elway to Marino" where him and his Dad acted like complete asshats. JMO. I hope his grand scheme comes crashing down.