BringBackFergy

Country Cletus does this very thing with guys who want an extra scoop of slop in the mess hall. No biggie (according to him).

Uhhhhh, you forgot "blue collar", "smart", "film room junkie", "last off the field" player.

So you're a pre madonna too?

I'm gonna leave this right here for you.

I would have told the construction foreman "let's move this thing 500' to the left...I think this might be a burial ground of sorts".

He's a pre madonna. Let him walk.

Take the Titans off the list and replace them with Cleveland.

I'll pitch in. I just donated part of my labrum to Shaq Lawson's "Go Fix Me" campaign.

Did Whaley lie to us (the volunteer fans who have every right to go do something else on Sundays)? Did Shaq tear his shoulder ligament rowing a boat along side the Buffalo Harbor cruise last week? Will Cordy Glenn be able to play having lost another kidney and will the Bills provide dialysis for him during halftime? Will the Shah of Iran require another appendectomy? There's a lot of **** goin' on here.

I would think a hot water tank, or emergency boiler repair, or a large hole in your roof....but those aren't really even emergencies as much as they are "inconveniences". The truth is, the article should have increased the amount of an "emergency" for inflation (say $20,000). I agree, $1,000 doesn't rise to the level of emergency when some guys could rack that up in dinner and entertainment in one 12 hour span.

Sadly, it is getting more and more difficult for kids in the 14-18 year old range to meet any of those criteria. #sockingawaymoneyinmysimpleirabecausesocialsecuritywillbegone

Oh....yeah about that...cat died on the operating room table. The vet charged me $50 and we decided to go out and celebrate Patches' life.

Pretty sad that they would issue a fatwah over a stupid spleen....that's probably the reason for all the ambulances around his apartment.

Prevent? As in "preventative surgery" for a torn labrum? Why didn't Whaley have this done three weeks ago? And how about the Shah?

Have a great Birthday FF. See you at Summer 518 lunch. Gugny buying!!!

I just dropped $1000 on dinner last night with Chef Jim and mead....what's the big deal?

This almost sounds like a documentary about how Mrs. Beerball has to go through a steel gate, numerous pad locks and chains just to deliver raw meat to her husband in a cold, dark basement.

Any word on the strength and durability of Dri Archer's labia? I mean...he's our property. So can't we send him in for some surgical procedure and remove his labia and give it to the Shah?

It looks as though the "hose mender" would require mead to decipher male and female parts....any other ideas?

Yes....and if you could "scoop" some stories, you might have more firepower.

Based on page and post total...you guys don't have as much of a following as the optimists in the other thread. Better consult your playbook and stoke the fires some more.

Put a little sign on your lawn tractor that says "Mead's Lawn Service...$75/mowing". They will tell you to stop pretty soon.

When Whaley said Shaq would be a starter right off the bus...which bus is he on and how long is it??