BringBackFergy

Today I learned that someone is smarter than Beerball.

Today I learned that Beerball has a knack for explaining advanced theories of aerodynamics in a succinct manner.

Remember how jet airplanes used to have wings that were flat all the way to the end?? Then they changed the design so the wings are curved with a 90 degree end?? Would one of you airplane nerds explain why they made the design change? After you explain this to me, then I can tell you what I learned today.

I think I may be the only guy advocating for a lawsuit on behalf of Harembe's family; then again, aren't we all relatives of the great beast? Should we not all take up arms in pursuit of justice on behalf of our fallen, silver backed brother? Who's with me? Anyone? Anyone?

Succubus?? Does that have something to do with chrome and a trailer hitch??

That's what she said

http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/teacher-on-the-run-after-13-year-old-gets-her-pregnant/

I'll start there and work back.

Have been retained to represent the Estate of Harambe in their wrongful death lawsuit against the parent, the kid and the zoo. Trying to find Harambe's mom or some relative to act as Executor (party plaintiff). Checking genealogical records online. Will report back.

Go poop on a checkout register.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891

Question: If a baby capybara finds its way into a toddler's crib or play pen, who gets shot??

One thing is for sure, Doug Marrone would have been at Seantrel's bedside, Doug Marrone would have sent an FTD floral bouquet with a card that read "Here's some zinias for your intestinias", Doug Marrone would never confuse effort with results....Rex Ryan - you are no Doug Marrone.

Spiller would have been good...we just needed to get him into space.

I know. Who moved this from TSW?? Why do others get to discuss the Shah's spleen but Rex's growing beer gut is not football worthy?? Hot take #2) Rex's defense was ranked Top 5 when he was pudgy...so we have that going for us.

All you guys who take this lightly (no pun intended) should substitute in the words "spaghetti parm" for "cocaine" and recite the Johnny Football narrative. It's sad and I'm a little concerned that we are putting wins and ranked defense ahead of health and fitness. By training camp he's apt to be 340 lbs. No laughing matter then. He should get the surgery now before the season starts. The lap band obviously is defective.

http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2016/5/27/11800020/rex-ryan-says-hes-added-30-pounds-since-rob-ryans-hire All you guys who want Johnny Football to seek help and get counseling are quiet. Our own Rex Ryan was in great shape and now he has gained 30 lbs. This is the type of thing that should be nipped in the bud. Is it denial? Does he think he has his weight under control? Is he thinking "well, everyone does it"? The simple truth is we have an addiction problem right in our own locker room and the same guys who want to hang Johnny F for pounding a few brews are turning a blind eye to the caloric intake of our field general. I'm disappointed in the hypocrisy and scared for Rex.

Your father was obviously sauced...how the !@#$ do you fall out of a golf cart??

Rex said we're a zillion miles ahead of last year....who will be the first to call him out?

I make $3,350 per day working at home and set my own hours. Want to learn how? Ask me.

Very sorry Guffalo. Dogs are members of the family. Losing one is devastating but you can take solace in the fact that he loved you and your family unconditionally. The time will be right to look for another dog and you'll start over again. In the interim, very sorry for your loss. (Incidentally, my 13 yr old lab did the same thing. Used to come up and wake us up every morning. He doesn't anymore and can hardly get up. No problems with heart and xray normal but vet said he is just old. Giving him anti-inflammatories but doesn't seem to be helping. Already preparing for what might be happening later this week. We have another lab here and he'll be lost without his big brother). Stay strong brother.

All of you are hereby issued a warning point....and stop looking at my ass.

I posted that above but my phone sucks for posting YouTube vids. Love this.