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BringBackFergy

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  1. A Patriots player, who beats his wife/girlfriend, smokes grass, speeds through school zones and dips his wings in Ranch dressing should not be suspended...give him a second chance.
  2. I'd rather bring in Tashard Choice...or one of Coach Kromer's beach chairs. Both are more qualified.
  3. Call me crazy, but I don't have a problem with an officer walking through a private lot (until someone explains how this impacts my ability to have fun and enjoy the game day experience).
  4. It was even more refreshing for Gugny to finally admit his love for Tyrod and Rex.
  5. Interesting.
  6. Another great place to eat before or after the show is a tavern/bar (they have bands there as well) called "The Nines"...great wings and pizza is amazing.
  7. Your Answer!! Here's how the commercial pitch would go: Marketing Director: "So Johnny, what product line are you working on?" Johnny Hammersticks: "Well Frank, have you ever sat down to take a leak or even a **** and you accidentally crush one of your balls under your thigh?" (Advertising and marketing guys all cross their legs at the same time) Johnny : "Well, it's happened to me...and that's why we are introducing the new line of "Thong Dongs"...with a "Thong Dong" you have the freedom to take a dump given its open back end AND your balls are protected from sudden gravitational movement as you lower your ass to the seat. You can now pee or **** with the comfort of knowing your testis will be nicely cupped in your groin and avoid the embarrassment of howling in pain during a 2am pee break. Try the "ThongDong"...I did." *applause*
  8. If you have two testicles you would say "one or both"....but since you said "one or more of my testicles" I'm thinking you have three?
  9. Yes, that was last fall. Now that he's entering Sophomore year (I'm sure it will be similarly dusty) Exactly. RIT is a great school. Thanks. You are a very kind moderator (just saying) Thanks PTR Pics?
  10. When you find out what he does around here would you please keep us updated. Many thanks.
  11. <BLOCK Beerball> He has his own lair...I rarely venture in there.
  12. He thoroughly enjoyed it. Now majoring in Plant Science/Breeding/Genetics (they have a leading program there and it seems to be a huuge area of growth). Joined a frat and attended hockey games etc. All classes passed (thankfully). Thanks guys.
  13. Nice fix.
  14. You don't have to go....send the Mrs.
  15. I'm hungry
  16. Congrats CBF!! Great having you here.
  17. Have a blast CGF.
  18. "When you assume, it makes an ass out of you and there are three fingers pointing back at me" - Beerball "Don't look at gift horse in the kitchen drawer" - BuffaloBill
  19. Say what you will, but at least Rex gets the players fired up to practice. Judging from the comments by Dareus, Woods, Tyrod, etc., they are growing as a team. No one knows how this will carry over to "real" games in September, but if they are better prepared and more emotionally invested this year (compared to this time last year), then I'm hoping for good things.
  20. Denzel Washington from "Remember the Titans"
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