I hereby resolve:
1) I will not visit the "Game Day thread" during the game unless I am stranded somewhere with no television or radio access;
2) I will not sit in the dark green recliner...ever;
3) I will not wear my Bills shirt during a game (unless we lose the opener...in which case I will wear it the following week);
4) If we are in the lead, I will have my wife or daughter get beer for me and will not change position.