BringBackFergy

The algorithm predicts intangibles like crowd noise in December, prevailing wind patterns and officiating tendencies over 10-15 years. All of those factors play into the normalized coefficient which results in a probability. So, for instance, our dreadful playoff drought over 15 years increases the likelihood of losing out (and correspondingly increases the likelihood of the Titans, Browns and Bengals winning out). As such, in the event all factors work together, we can solidify the first pick by January and start our scouting process early.

You fail to consider probabilities. My algorythm allows me to enter 15 years of data. As such, the probability of us losing out far exceeds our ability to win out. Air go, if I already know the answer to us losing out, I find the silver lining. But you go right ahead and calculate our chances of making the playoffs which is unlikely...I, on the other hand, am taking a potential negative and creating a positive result. The first pick int he draft to utilize or trade away for multiple picks. Hardly defeatist

Rather than take a defeatist attitude, I like to look at the silver lining.

Whoever it is...we have a good chance to get him or her.

Uhhhh, head to head and common opponents (I think I said that)

I created an algorithm that allows you to input all types of metrics and data (similar to the ESPN Playoff calculator) and, in the end, gives you a projection of where we will draft next May 2017. I'll download the program and link it here shortly. Based on certain criteria, and if everything falls our way, we can still secure the first overall pick next year. Obviously, we need to lose out and end the season 6-10. Then, since Cleveland is one of our losses, they will have beaten us head to head. In that case, the next tie breaker is common opponents. We will have lost that category as well. We still need all the other 2, 3, and 4 win teams to win out. I don't want to play spoiler this year...I want to have what is rightfully ours. The #1 pick.

Damn...you're old.

Bitsy and Maggie have been naughty girls.

But they are regular visitors as per GPS info I have gathered.

OK, I have to post this...discretion be damned: "PM to Fergy - seriously. If you take a look at Patches (the brown gal middle o he bottom row with the pink scarf...she sure do have a purty mouth. Keep this quiet. ChefJim"

Reggie needs to **** or get off the pot... There, that should fix him.

My head is spinning. Can't keep this **** straight. I'm voluntarily entering the "TBD Playoff Calculation Concussion Protocol."

You're surprised??

Enter Rex (stage right)...."Hey Darrelle...wanna play safety?"

I sit on a 5 board bench in my cabin while I shuck corn and stoke the fire. #danteprivilege

http://news10.com/2016/11/29/dogs-believed-to-have-been-rented-for-sex-rescued/

LOL. Gold. Can this be sent to mrags?

What exactly does this mean? The WR who has been stuck on the PS now has a chance to play with the big boys so he better perform?? Has he told this to Migraine Man, Glasswin and others? I can see it now...Tyrod throws two passes to Dez (both passes 7 feet over the WR's head) and Rex's post game comments will be "Ya know, we gave him a chance to perform but he just isn't ready to be a part of the roster...blah, blah, blah"

The last time someone said "we'll run against this team at will...they have the second worst run defense in the league" we got smoked by the Fish. Hoping the team doesn't take the Raiders' Defense lightly. Their pass rush is above average which equates to Tyrod having happy feet. Bills 7, Raiders 3

This. Howard - with all due respect, we're not all smart asses on this board. And don't pay attention to "Spagnulo"...he's a disgruntled Jets fan. Try to get your wife a gift card to Lane Bryant. It's an upscale store.

Are you wearing a safety pin by chance?