BringBackFergy

Oh ****, I forgot about "Varsity Blues"...anyone? Anyone?

Nice

I seriously thought this was a thread (with a catchy euphemism) about how to pick up women.

Love that movie. Never realized they had fraternities and sororities in high school back then. Imagine the outrage these days if a kid was paddled or girls were covered in mustard/ketchup? Great movie. Breakfast Club is my favorite for this genre. Mark Vader will appear soon with a list I'm sure.

I think the Bills make many accommodations for our players....they set up an emergency dialysis shed on the sidelines for our o-lineman with one kidney...and Mario had a mini cooler to store his energy drinks.

Ahhhh yes, I needed more salt in my wound...is it kosher pickling salt perhaps? That enhances the pain. Thanks Ty!!

Sorry...Captain Lard Ass. (I forgot about the Captain's hat.)

Good cop/ Bad cop might work if the player in question had a contract that took money out of his pocket if suspended....that's not the case here. There is nothing...absolutely nothing that will light a fire under his lard ass. If he gets suspended again, he still collects dough. Thanks "Whales"...great work.

Might be the dumbest !@#$ing comment I ever read on this board...Yeah, Chris Kelsay only had 30 sacks, five fumble recoveries, two safeties, and four interceptions as a DE. Meanwhile Dareus was our team leader that allowed Ajayi to rush for 30,000 yards on two separate occassions. The skin color of players have nothing to do with this...give me a team of Kyle Williams and Lorenzo Alexanders and I'm happy.

There will be another mass killing tomorrow...or the next day. When is a good time to bring attention to the hypocrisy of our liberal brethren?

Same here.

Buffalo Bills: The recycling center of the NFL.

That one was fantastic. I really liked "For Your Eyes Only" (probably because I was about 12 and the women in that movie were amazing)

Of all the James Bonds, he was my favorite. RIP

I'm not a doctor, but why amputate one leg...cut them both off.

Where do I get my license to sell Cyber Security Insurance?

My moms grew up in Buffalo. You callin' my moms a dog? We gone have problems bruh

If McDangerous can make sure there's 11 guys on the field at all times I'll give him a few years.

So you went to another board and now you have a virus?? Get outta my house you two timer!!!

Nailed it.

@NFLNewsBites Kyle Orton has inked a six year contract with the Chattanooga, TN arena league Bourbon Barnbusters.

You're right...it was four first rounders.

Where's Mrags when you need him?

I'm not a football guru like some of you guys, but I can see three things from watching these clips:1) Although he's not "fast" he has amazing closing speed on RB's in his area. 2) He is a sound and sure handed tackler. Great technique. 3) Tough SOB. Me likey.

I hope it's not a "pain tolerance" issue