BringBackFergy

LOL. Thanks Bandito. I knew we could take a turn into food talk in this thread.

Food and Buffalo Bills go together like peas and carrots.....speaking of peas and carrots, anyone know the best way to saute' vegetables when paired with beef?

That punishment clearly violates the Geneva Convention (whatever that is...I'll wait for DC Tom to teach me if I used it correctly)

Are you currently under cover? Operation Rettata?

My sources are telling me that Maclin brought a tape measure and spent 15 minutes measuring his locker's width for a mini fridge.

English Major in college. I read and write a lot on a daily basis. So yes, I suppose I use my education in my chosen career path. The only drawback is I find very little use for Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in my line of work.

Does anyone else have an Instabook account that can confirm this?

Yeah. Him.

You heard me. Nick Pederson. Our rookie QB. I've been following him for years when he was at Penn State.

We already have a great QB...and his name is Nick Pederson

I don't mind people comparing Maclin (stats) to Sammy (stats) in this thread...in fact, it helps us understand just what we might be getting in terms of production if he signs vs. what we hope will be a productive year for SW#14 ("Buy my tshirts on Facebook). But starting to argue TT vs. Rob Johnson in a WR thread is a bit off course. I'm no moderator so I'll shut up now. Just my two cents

I thought this was a thread about Maclin? *Getting out my GPS because this thread will now take a weird turn toward Tyrod vs. RJ*

Last I heard Sammy was in LA playing basketball.

I loooove ham sammiches.

Although 1-15 might get us the first pick overall...so yeah, kill the Pats then lose 15 straight

Pretty sure we want the Chiefs to go 0-16

Yet another great selection of unoriginal movie ideas and contrived "new and improved" plots. Ugh.

That's a little drastic Mead.

Any luck John?

I forgot the corn starch. John - remember the corn stach!! Or substitute in saw dust from 100 board feet of 5/4 red oak.

Here's another trick (learned this when I worked in Missions in Peru in 1989): Find a Peruvian Rectangular cactus plant. Cut it in 3" square chunks. Set it aside. Then get a gallon of antifreeze and soak 100 QTips in it until they are saturated. Buy a AirWick deoderizer and dismantle the wick and retain the liquid. Pour the AirWick Green Mountain oil into a test tube and add three cotton balls. Then take the cotton balls and attach 3 feet of 10lb test fishing line to each cotton ball. Next, tie the fishing line (with each cotton ball) to your ceiling fan and door knobs. Use a Sharpie and draw a smiley face on each cotton ball. Let the cats see the devices and attack the cotton balls. The aroma will force them to seek outside areas to discharge. Seriously. This one works.

You're not gonna go all "NDBUFFCUSE" on us are you?

You're close. The article I read said you should leave the tv set turned on (preferably Turner Classic Movies) as the noise in the background is comforting. So yes, anything on the tv that includes "show tunes" is acceptable.

I heard about this.

I read this in the Reader's Digest some time ago and it seemed to work: Get some ceramic bowls (not plastic, not paper). Mix one cup gingerale, a TB of baking soda and four TB's of deli mustard. Put that mixture in each bowl. Then, place each bowl with the mixture in it in each corner of the house or apartment in question. Here's the key: Every three hours, place two tablespoons of bubble bath in the bowl and stir for 60 seconds. I heard "Mr. Bubble" is best. I guess the idea is the scent of the bubble bath mixed with gingerale and baking soda makes the cats hold their bladder longer than usual until they find the litter box. Tell me how it goes.