Was working at my first job in downtown Buffalo. Wore a suit every day, tried to look all professional etc. Had a busy day and walked from my office to the Main Place Mall this one time in the summer but suddenly had the urge to take a dump. Went up to the food court and located the head and took precaution by spreading toilet paper on the seat (I don't use little pieces either...I take 3 or 4 feet and wrap it around the seat in perfect layering technique like a sweet roll). Anyway, I finish my business and go to the pizza line...order my two slices to go and get the box. I walk through the food court during lunch hour, down the stairs and toward the exit of the mall. In the old Main Place there was a portion of the first level that had mirrors along the wall. I wanted to check how "cool" I looked in the mirror as I was about to walk outside and saw something that caught my eye....there I was, a 6ft dark haired guy, in a ironed button down, pressed suit pants, sharp looking red/gold tie, and a four foot piece of toilet paper hanging out the back of my pants dragging on the ground.