BringBackFergy

This sounds stupid but go to any Cracker Barrel restaurant and buy a box of their pancake mix...just add water. It's the best pancake (mix) our family ever had (and my kids are pancake experts).

Nothing wrong with that...unless I start eating them four times a day. Then I'll seek help.

That sounds great. Gonna try it.

I can't help thinking the OP's bedroom walls are covered with news clippings and glossy photos of Kyle Orton and he drew in little mustaches with a red Sharpie saying "Die Kyle" or "Slide after the First Down Marker you politician!!"

Length of mullet (inches) of free agent kicker or punter brought in to compete for position: 5.5

Isn't Seantrel the O lineman with no kidneys? Or am I mistaken? So far we have Crohn's, no kidneys/dialysis at halftime, and a dude who streaks through cow pasture asking to be shot....great work Whaley!!

My requirements: Get rid of the visor on his helmet....Johnny Football had one and look where it got him. Throw the ball to Robert Woods more...he's a stud. Shave the mustache...I can't think of one Hall of Fame QB that had a mustache (and Tyrod's is kind of thin anyway. If you're gonna grow one, make it a full Ryan O"Reilly beard) Shoot for 16 straight weeks of being the Ben Russ Best Dressed

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Sometimes you can get cheap tix to Broadway shows...we saw Book of Mormon and it was literally side splitting. Great show.

At night, go to the Pink Flamingo and down on the first level there is a piano bar (kinda like dueling pianos) but they take requests and do a great job. Grab a table, order some beers and relax listening to some good tunes.

I've heard of him. Is this an official "kicking of the tires"?

Be sure to take a walk trough Hammers Lot and taste some of Mead's stromboli....he and Mrs. Mead push that stuff until you're hooked (cheeseburger stromboli and breakfast sausage ones are amazing).

7,631 The number of chicken wings consumed between Ryan brothers in 21 months

Here's a stat: Rex "Is this thing on?" and it never was on = Blowhard vs. McDermott "I have to own the 17 year drought...I'm the coach" = Leader Still sickened that I got pulled in to that sideshow thinking he could lead our team. What a buffoon!

I have a Bills sticker on the back of my truck...I got a speeding ticket last year from a white cop. I'm glad you didn't get hassled.

Seriously...I want to see how big the cedar trees are now.

Sometimes rap lyrics are misinterpreted...maybe this punk was just reciting some good natured, motivational words and Jauronimo took it the wrong way.

Was this punk spouting off rap lyrics by chance?

I don't trust him...his eye is shifty

McKelvin was just misunderstood.

Since Gugny's dog had conjunction-itis, I'm thinking we should have some kind of fundraiser so we can get the little beyotch some "lasix" surgery. What can we sell or auction off?

Ya mean with a Sharpie?

Was up your way last week....amazing area. (North Bay, then -----> Quebec)

All these social justice warriors are killin' me....these are the same guys that knew Tyrod couldn't see over the middle but never demanded he go to an optometrist....the same caring and compassionate people who knew Sammy was playing on a broken toe but still demanded he perform. Tsk tsk