BringBackFergy

Future NFL Waiver of Liability form: "I (insert name of draftee) hereby agree that, although my genetics may be predisposed to brain tissue deterioration (including alzheimers, dementia, stroke, aneurysm, CTE and other forms of brain tissue injury or degenerative processes) I will accept a rookie contract worth several million dollars and will then be entitled to endorsement money and a second "big" contract (see holdout language, Aaron Donald rule above) and, in consideration for the above, I agree to smoke weed without being caught and demand that I should be the highest paid player in the league and, in the event I make it through six years in the league, I will then be entitled to appear on certain network sports shows wearing bright ties and wide stripe suits (even if I don't have a large diamond ring on my hand but reserving the right to wear a large diamond stud in my ear) to instruct other young players who may otherwise wish to walk the exact path as myself. Nothing herein shall limit my ability to sell tshirts and coasters on Facebook with my name and number during my NFL career".

found by a struggling musician named Jim...now Jim was not your average, every day music afficianado...no, far from it; he was the only musician to ever play the drums while

Is there such a thing as a "Toothy"?

he goes to open the beer fridge and jumps back seeing the mangled, discolored, shriveled remains of RealBuffaloJoe's

Genetics. Genetics. Genetics.

a famous Russian dish called "Putin" (which coincidentally reminds us all about the time that Gugny poured gravy all over his

a new, hip, bondage dungeon in Washington DC called "Erudite Night" where the head master named Tom, wearing leather mesh chaps and a studded collar, greets all new customers with the same announcement by saying

Call it "Audible Light"

Have fun fellas

...unless it's open bar and there's a tv in the bar room.

I seriously think Tyrod can't call a bunch of nonsense, have his guys move around, watch the defense and then adjust to a favorable play call on his own. In ofher words...he can't multi-task. Not a knock on him because he has other great qualities. But in today's NFL, the QB has to be smarter than the MLB. As I recall, the QB's headphone to the OC goes off after 5 seconds or so. That means it's Tyrod vs the MLB for the remaining 5-10 seconds before the ball is snapped. If that was a boxing match, I'd put $100 on the MLB nine times out of ten. Not sure our guy has the street smarts to adjust on the fly so he goes with the call from the OC come hell or high water.

Yeah, that was off the top of my head...reading a defense in under 3 seconds while waiting for the ball under center takes significant brain power. Pretty sure defenses have changed quite a bit in 20 years. I loooove Tyrod as a competitor and as a person...but not sure the young man has the brains to make those kinds of audibles (and something tells me the coaches know it). So he relies on his legs to get him out of trouble.

Gailey allowed audibles --------> Fitzpatrick --------> Wunderlic of 33 McDermott doesn't allow audibles --------> Tyrod ---------> Wunderlic of 17

in modest doses can result in significant growth in both length and girth of

Maybe they're spearheading an Intervention for Marcell at the Mongolian Buffet on Transit Rd.

Thank God it's not his spleen.

Is he gonna be able to clap his hands while holding a hot cup of coffee?

his problem (ya know...shooting blanks) which dev-null-and-void hates to talk about ever since the 10 Minute Oil Change incident of 1995 when he

Happy Birthday Mark (aka Gene Siskell) 👍👍

I didn't know Overdorf controlled the 53 man roster back then. Hmmm

I forgot to mention I would like a spot to park my non-Ford pickup truck.

I have to give this a big Tony Montana "Jes"

That's what happens when a GM doesn't think things through (see also Dareus contract of 2015)

*as they slowly phase into a shot of Niagara Falls with little kids standing on the railing taking photos and the announcer then says* "Boy, on a day like this, I sure could use a dip in the nice cool water of Niagara Falls"...and the other announcer says "Certainly could...especially after having a few of those wings" *as the camera shows a restaurant worker tossing wings in a large stainless steel bowl*