BringBackFergy

^^ Harpsichord Tuner

Trying to find the news story about the Polish father/husband that locked his keys in the car. The paper reported that it took him 6 days to get his wife and kids out. If I find it I'll post the link.

Buffalo Bill ^^ Petting Zoo Security Guard

Pass. Arms are wayyyy too long

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^^^ Chinese restaurant pigeon hunter

The word "poutine", in and of itself, is an abomination. They should use a new term for that meal....like "Arterial Flat Line"

^^Nut inspector..... at Planters.

Joe Webb?

^^^ Backyard MDA Carnival face painter.

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Have you ever put thinly sliced fresh jalapenos in cornbread? MMmmmmmm

^^ The guy that puts those little twist ties on toys that take 40 minutes to unravel on Christmas morning.

Let's not pull a Whaley type deal. If you recall, if Whaley didn't get Sammy, then the next player he wanted was Eric Ebron (not Mike Evans, not OBJ, not Brandin Cooks, not Khalil Mack)....shaking my head at that buffoon (and his sidekick Russy)

I won't be able to make the game but hope y'all have a good time. Weather should be nice. Peterman should have a strong game.

I was thinking that but didn't want to seem full of myself.

I'll give you guys a hint for mine. "...Please pull ahead to the second window"

This is sooooo dead on. KB, Matthews and Zay can't "create separation" in a West Coast offense. It relies heavily on timing routes and having the ball placed at a spot. I know it's cliche, but overall, Tyrod is not an anticipatory passer (neither is Baker Mayfield but that's a conversation for another thread). Get a real QB in here and our current group of WR's will be fine.

That's an appropriate bread for you.

I liken myself to my favorite Italian bread (soft in middle, crusty on outside).

If Shady gets injured we are sooooo done. Put RB on the list of draft needs (Round 5-7)

Steroids cause rage. Gronk attacked Tre White for no reason. Gronk should be tested. Just thought the same thing.

You would agree that it's a lot easier to drag a canoe over level land and across a river that doesn't have 20,000 tons of concrete and alewives/lampreys in it right?

I see your point. Wherever there's a lock currently, a small tribe may have once settled there and called it home. In comes the Dept of the Army with their lofty ideas to generate power, impose lock fees for travel between lakes, dump concrete into the lakes to build their big turnstiles. It's outrageous how they displaced an entire people for their own power grab.

Interpretation: Perhaps the greatest Winnie the Pooh character is Eeeyore (the jackass). The fact that a jackass is in your kitchen suggests that you don't like people commenting on your cooking skills. But Eeyore has a tail that is stapled to his ass. This means that you generally have some type of cloth hanging from your rear end (whether it is a diaper or toilet paper). If Tigger, Chris Robbin and Pooh are all singing about sex, drugs and rock and roll, then I think the dream is directing you to change your choice of bed sheets from Winnie the Pooh to maybe some type of 80's rock band.