Y’all are suspect with your fancy stats and arguments. Let’s see here..hmmmm...who brought us our last winning season during the past 17 yrs and threw for 3800 extrapolated yards?? I’ll sit back and wait.
Cuga's knack for preparing delicious meals is uncanny. For instance, when warming Tostinos pizza rolls in the oven, he wraps them in a moist towel so they don't dry out. Magnifico!!
Picturing the Hammersticks family sitting around the Thanksgiving dinner table sharing stories of Mom and Dad's first date and Johnny says "Magnum condoms, BBQ Fritos, and a Big Gulp"
BJ is Shawn Hochuli...if he’s related to Ed, get ready for a lot of Pass Interference flags (mostly because he needs to stretch his biceps during cold weather)