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BringBackFergy

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  1. ^^^ Promises to give Gugny a set of her “beads” at the next tailgate.
  2. I will not drink to excess and start threads at the same time.
  3. ^^^ Lifeguard at said class.
  4. The “cradle” dunk...Dr J was da’ man. The defender there mind of jumped up, then thought better of it and just let him do his thing.
  5. OK BuffaloRush, what’s your “real” screen name?? NervousGuy? JustJack? Probably BuffaloBill.
  6. Bob Lanier or Randy Smith...I thought they were Gods in the 70’s as a kid going to Braves’ games. Never really got into pro basketball after they left Buffalo. I did watch some Julius Irving in middle school/high school...he revolutionized the slam dunk and made the game entertaining. Michael Jordan has my vote as best ever.
  7. ^^^ Promises not to sit next to Sweats anymore when he watches porn.
  8. ^^^ Does this funny little skip and hop when he gets excited...last seen when he received an autographed Tyrod Taylor jersey.
  9. ^^^ His one eye that cocks over to the side helps him gain a better appreciation of nature’s bounty.
  10. ^^^ Will read more “self help” books, starting with “Liberace: My life in sequins”.
  11. This whole story makes my hair stand on end.
  12. Tyrod Taylor taught me a great lesson during his stay here: How to clearly enunciate the words "Throw the $#@!ing BALLLLLLLL!!!"
  13. What time will Pinto Ron start the BBQ and ketchup show? If he's not going, can tailgaters use the hood of your plow truck for food prep?
  14. ^^^ Was once voted "Most Likely to Breathe"
  15. ^^^ Will no longer refer to moderator Buffalo Bill as "The Big Bad Wolf" in all of his private messages like he has for the last few years.
  16. ^^^ Promises to enjoy the company of extended family...even if he is drawn toward setting a coyote snare for them in the living room.
  17. ^^^ Resolves to stop supporting mead’s habit of doing anything naked in public.
  18. I played for about an hour while having a beer (or two). It's a nice escape. BUT, if I play for longer periods of time, my adrenaline gets all out of whack....seriously. LOL I have to give it a rest for a few hours and then go back and play again unless my wife has chores for me.
  19. ^^^ Will be more attentive to directions in threads.
  20. ^^^ Will refrain from wooing cougars under the age of 68
  21. ^^^^ Will make a better effort at attending 518 luncheons so Levi and Fergy don't have to listen to Mead brag about his vacuum.
  22. ^^^ Promises to knit more and enjoy the finer things in life (like Dr. Phil, Dancing with the Stars, and "hummus burgers")
  23. Long story short?
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