I can't attend this lunch but a few pieces of advice:
1) Don;t let mead buy the first round of drinks because he'll wave his finger in the air to the waitress and say "Hey honey...bring us a round of Michelob Ultra"...just order the IPA on draft.
2) Ask Turbo if he has an opinion on Nate Peterman
3) If Gugny and Levi are there, tell them The Beatles are overrated
4) Mead insists the little asian waitress undresses him with her eyes...just play along.