BringBackFergy

Pretty sure he was the guy who rode with Paul Revere but stopped at the tavern for a quick one. He never finished the journey with PR but is considered one of our founding fathers.

I have a lot of questions in life. Do you have any? There’s quite a few experts on this board. Maybe we can help each other. Can an someone explain what all those little pieces of lint are on the inside of my eyeballs when I close my eyes and look up into the sun? I’m a pretty clean person and shower every day. But when I look up in the sky and close my eyelids, there’s a bunch of lint and debris inside my eye sockets that floats around. I try to keep it in one place but it quickly zig zags across my field of vision. It’s maddening. Why do I have lint in my eyeballs?

Yeah, I heard Josh Allen is a one trick pony from a small school who can throw the ball a mile but can’t hit the broad side of a barn. Yes he can run...big deal. I can too. I heard somewhere we picked the wrong Josh. Daboll must be smoking some Grade A weed.

100 points for the Doug Henning reference!!!

So basically, we improve the stadium and field for 75% of Charles Clay’s cap hit? It’s a deal.

If RJ goes anti-Housley, we’ll see a new coach within 48 hours.

Ugh

He’s gonna have a breakout season...if the Cards play the Dolphins 16 times.

So you’re a Trust Fund baby huh? Some of us work for a living sir!!

At least it’s not a “Johnson Fracture”. I hear those things hurt bad (crossing my legs just thinking about it).

Over/under at 5 1/2

This is the fourth freakin’ thread on TE’s in the draft. Yeah, I get it, all the “experts” love Hockerson and Fant and they have cool names and all (which is 80% of the excitement most times ) but damn fellas, look for a TE discussion and post your hot takes (while sitting on the toilet) in those threads. Any original thought here?

Ford Escort, 4 speed. Passed road test in Warsaw NY the day before Prom.

@ExiledInIllinois and Marcel are kindred spirits....love the water.

Tub o’ goo

Ummm, please tell me @plenzmd1 was AWOL tonight. And let’s hope he stays the hell away from this team for another two months.

Thank you for your service!!

https://thebiglead.com/2019/02/12/bill-belichick-trade-josh-rosen-cardinals-kyler-murray/amp/ No worries fellas. Rosie is goin’ to the Pats. (Don’t ya love this time of the year where you can throw shiiit on the wall and see where it goes?)

Happy Birthday to the man with his finger on the button!! We want you on that wall...we need you on that wall. (Sidenote: I always pictured the Lockmaster's Cabin larger. And where's all the babes in bikinis we hear so much about?)

True. Look at it this way, I may have been the curse all along. Maybe now they start winning home playoff games.

I've decided not to re-new my tix. I can watch Sunday Ticket and attend a few games here and there. Was thinking of finding someone who wants to partner up on my club seats but not sure that would work either (have to coordinate splitting the cost, Bills Bucks card, what if there's a Playoff game, etc)

It's a shame you wasted your 15,000th post on a plebe like me.

IceBowl - First thing you need to do is stop and reflect. Why did it spill? At what angle? What is the temp of the room? Is it Diet or Reglar pop? Once you have those answers tell me. I have 17 years in the bed cleaning bidness.

https://www.buffalorumblings.com/platform/amp/2018/12/31/18162767/buffalo-bills-sign-quarterback-derek-anderson-to-one-year-contract-extension-news-transactions I guess DA isn’t an UFA. He’s a Bill for 2019

I thought we signed DA to a one year extension. Why is he listed as UFA?