BringBackFergy

Do you seriously think he would ever admit to doing this? Of course not...but it happened so we can enjoy it. Bravo Senor Beaner!

Right off the bat, let's all agree, Brandon Beane is a brilliant fella. He never intended to acquire a quitter, headcase, me first WR like AB. Here's how it went down: 1) The Steelers knew we are in need of a WR. They set a deadline for teams to make offers by Friday. 2) Beane calls Steelers on Tuesday to ask "What are you looking for as compensation for the "highly respected" AB. The Steelers make some outrageous demand (ex. a 1st rounder this year and second rounder next year) 3) Beane says "Hmmm, that sounds pretty reasonable. Let me check with my owner and coach, etc" Beane hangs up the phone and laughs "This will be fun" 4) Steelers start talking to other teams but keep Beane in mind. They call Beane back "Have you thought any more about it?" Beane "Yeah, sure...how about first this year and a fourth next year?" Steelers "How about a first and third this year?" Beane "Let me call you back." He starts laughing again. No intention of signing AB whatsoever, but knows other teams are now being waved away by Steelers because they are about to get a sweet deal from Bills. 5) As the other teams walk away from negotiating, the Steelers start to get nervous...they give info to LaConjecture and RapReport. 6) Beane is busy eating a cob salad when the phone rings. Steelers: "Are we doing this?" Beane: "Who is this?" 7) Beane issues statement about what a great player AB is and, unfortunately, they were unable to get a deal done. Steelers are now left in a bad negotiating position because they spurned several other suitors. AB's price went down all thanks to Brandon Beane and the greatest "catfish" technique we will ever see.

My crystal ball was manufactured by Laveon Bell, Vontae Davis and Antonio Brown...they’re on sale.

You’ll be the first to B word about the front office when he demands a trade in two years.

You guys are killin’ me. All these die hard Bills fans the want a “team” and your excited for a guy that quit on his own. This kind of diva will never sign with the Bills....thankfully.

Yayyyyyyy!!! Another player who quits on his team!!!

^^^ Began training for Barnum and Bailey Circus at age 7 and became the all time leading “weight guesser” at the annual National Sideshow Appreciation Awards.

^^^Can remember the name of every classmate in his “Historical Perspectives in 1700’s Libya” course.

Sounds like you had a great trip CGF

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/den/2018.htm What is the attraction to this guy? His name? He allowed 34 sacks with a line that has more talent than our own 2018 Oline. He calls the blocking schemes. We allowed the same number of sacks with rookies and a turnstile center pairing. Get off the bandwagon folks. It’s all agent driven.

^^ Can recite every line from “Cagney and Lacey” Season Four, Episode 11.

Can we just discount anything @ExiledInIllinois Says in this thread by 85%??

^^^ Single-handedly brought a multi-billion dollar company (GE) to its knees due to his COLA.

^^^ Founder and CEO of “GardenHoseSucking.com”

(SIDE NOTE: That is a real slap in the face...similar to saying he throws like a girl)

^^^ Is the fastest “French fry technician” at McD’s this side of the Mississip’

It’s all a head game now (and luck) and we are sorely lacking confidence. It is done

REPORTED!!!!

When I hear the word "creative" I prefer to think outside the box: Wyatt Teller to DE is the kind of creativity I'm hoping for.

Has the uncanny ability to count out the exact number of pennies from his change purse while paying for his groceries. Those waiting behind him are in awe.

^^^ Sang the Star Spangled Banner at the 1997 UCF (United #### Fighting) Championship...hasn’t been asked back because he sang it to the melody of “Love Will Keep us Together”.

I heard he dresses as a spooky clown and makes balloon animals.

You said that was our little secret....now your wife knows I was feeding you beer at 9am. Your problem bro’.

How the heck did you get 2,850 likes/rep points?? I’ve been here for 7 years or so and I’m still middling at the 1500’s. I gotta change my name to something with “Gal” or “Babe” ?

^^^ Sells pencils to blind people. #sad