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@ExiledInIllinois is frantically searching Carpopedia for answers. Judging by the delay, I think you stumped him.

Can anyone stump Exiled?? He has Lockopedia at his fingertips. Does anyone have a brain large enough to make Exiled pause and reflect (rather than type in search terms)? @DC Tom? @Jauronimo? Shoot, even @Degenerate Mike in HHDS For that matter. Can someone stump him? He has all the answers.

Swim bladder. Yes!!

Here’s one for Exiled (which he can’t look up on Exiledpedia): Please explain why, if you bring a lake trout up to the surface too quick, they can die.

I knew I should have changed the name of this thread!!!!

Perhaps he feels violated?

Nice deflection. Pretty sure we all know what you are using one sock from a pair on a daily basis. Don’t blame it on a machine.

Can someone explain the difference between DCTom and MCDot?

Trial and error my friend!

Have fun CGF. @Gugny is down there in three days. Maybe your paths will cross.

You caught her snickering at you in front of the mirror again huh? Anal glands and @ExiledinIllinois go together like peas and carrots!!” I knew he’d find the answer for you. Sidenote: Thinking or changing this thread title to “Ask Exiled Anything”

This colloquialism originated right here at TBD when Limeaid decided the best way to get people to sit down in front of him at the stadium was to take a warm turd from the toilet bowl, wrap it in a napkin and smear it on the idiot’s seat in front of him. “He took his own dump” to the seat to teach that fool a lesson. True story. I’m thinking “lint swimmers” (as opposed to eye floaters - which these are not) are a sign of intelligence and enhanced perception. I may be the next Einstein.

The lint I’m seeing are not “floaters” as Marcus Welby in Illinois and Senator House are referring to....I’ve been seeing these lint pieces in my closed eyelids since I was a kid at the beach (when eyes are closed and looking toward the light you see the lint and it swims around until you keep our eyeballs still). So if you are applying medical principles to a 12 yr old kid having floaters I feel that our inland waters are at risk. Find me some real research damn it!!!

IceBowl? Is that you? I hope you guys do good this year.

Thanks Exiled!!! So you’re saying I have a condition?

Pretty sure he was the guy who rode with Paul Revere but stopped at the tavern for a quick one. He never finished the journey with PR but is considered one of our founding fathers.

I have a lot of questions in life. Do you have any? There’s quite a few experts on this board. Maybe we can help each other. Can an someone explain what all those little pieces of lint are on the inside of my eyeballs when I close my eyes and look up into the sun? I’m a pretty clean person and shower every day. But when I look up in the sky and close my eyelids, there’s a bunch of lint and debris inside my eye sockets that floats around. I try to keep it in one place but it quickly zig zags across my field of vision. It’s maddening. Why do I have lint in my eyeballs?

Yeah, I heard Josh Allen is a one trick pony from a small school who can throw the ball a mile but can’t hit the broad side of a barn. Yes he can run...big deal. I can too. I heard somewhere we picked the wrong Josh. Daboll must be smoking some Grade A weed.

100 points for the Doug Henning reference!!!

So basically, we improve the stadium and field for 75% of Charles Clay’s cap hit? It’s a deal.

If RJ goes anti-Housley, we’ll see a new coach within 48 hours.

Ugh

He’s gonna have a breakout season...if the Cards play the Dolphins 16 times.

So you’re a Trust Fund baby huh? Some of us work for a living sir!!

At least it’s not a “Johnson Fracture”. I hear those things hurt bad (crossing my legs just thinking about it).