BringBackFergy

So far H20 is on board for 800 rep points. Where’s all the other “experts”?

Deal

Put 800 of those precious 1700 rep points on the line and you have a deal! What are you? On credit?

Before all y’all go anointing the Browns as the next AFC North Champs (or AFC contenders) think about the egos in this room: * Kareem Hunt - Yeah, I know. He had mad squabbles with a babe. But the chip on his shoulder grew into a friggin’ boulder. This kid has some energy that will ultimately bubble over like Peter Brady’s science project. Instead of Marsha’s nose, it’ll be some equipment manager. * QB Baker Mayfield: Does a second year QB have the ability to reign in the egos in this locker room? Shoot no. Dude has an ego of his own. So now we have oil and water, wine and vinegar, vinegar and oil...whatever *grab crotch* * Jarvis Landry - What really needs to be said about this piece of chit? Has injured more NFL players and started more on-field fights than Matt Barnaby in his prime. This all stems from an off kilter psyche which is the gasoline on Kareem’s kindling. BOOM! * Head Coach Freddie: Let’s just say he’ll be buying “Hair for Men” at BJ’s in three to four weeks after the season starts. Dude has ultra egos to manage and as a first year head coach, he’ll be hiding in the trainer’s office by Week 5. * OBJ - I cringed at the thought of Antonio Brown but would have given him TO’s key to the city instead of this buffoon. Lock of the season: OBJ is suspended for 4 weeks due to either drugs or being a complete Summer’s Eve in some manner or method. Mega ego, and a lot of “Here’s how we did things in The City” will not go over well with the canine brigade in our Sister City. I love Cleveland, but this dude is the Slitherin to Cleveland’s Griffendor. * Myles Garrett - Will want to be traded by Week 8. I’ll bet 800 of my rep points the Browns are no better than 2-5 by October 20. Any takers? I will freely allow the mods to subtract my 800 rep points and divide them among those who bet against me...but for anyone who bets me, the mods have the right to transfer yours to me. Diary this little thread for October 20 fellas. See you then. Go Bills!

I think I may have been the one who pointed that out originally.

I told all you guys this four or five years ago: "Watch out for this kid from Alabama Robert Forster. He's a real stud WR and look for him to sign as an undrafted FA who might possibly become the next Julio Jones." I've had my eye on him awhile.

^^^ Can remember the names of his five ex-wives and their children when he sees them each summer at the family reunion.

Has everyone settled down on Paradis yet? I haven’t witnessed this much love for a non-Bills player since the “Tanner Gentry months” of 2018.

Was hoping someone would start this thread. Mods - please pin this baby pronto!!

And Beane is trolling again

^^^ Can braid his back hair

Did you sue your employer yet for failing to give you accommodations for swollen ankles? I think you said they let you use your therapy machine at your desk and gave you a raise, but you should really sue them bastards!!! Unreasonable pricks!!

Bills better not tamper too hard with Frank Gore..."You break it, you take it"

So you’re saying he doesn’t like Rap music? I think he’s trolling us.

I’ll wait for the “Kudos Fergy...you were right”. Rosenhaus is doing damage control now realizing Beane trolled the ever loving chit out of them. Sigh-yon-ara Bleached Hairlip. You’ve been Beaned!

His taste in “Highlight Reel” music is not “process” material. I heard three or four references to “*****” and glorification of handguns (Glocks in particular). He must be a street punk. No thanks.

So true. Isn’t it funny how some on TBD automatically believe the sports media narrative (ESPN, Shlopp and Bullpuppy, etc) that Buffalo failed again...when, in reality, Buffalo wasn’t about to pay AB’s outrageous demands and basically said “Best of luck”. Beane is a smart cookie.

Because the Steelers disclosed that 8-10 teams were inquiring about AB...meaning 8-10 teams were willing to mortgage their future on a quitter with a bad hair lip. Air go, Beane solidified our position as the cap friendliest team in the NFL and all other teams are following suit. We were laughed at for cutting Sammy, Dareus, Glenn and letting Stephanie Gilmore walk. Beane created a model that all others are now trying to replicate (including the Steelers). The info he gleened from one simple phone call will pay huge dividends and the other teams are none the wiser.

Sometimes the truth hurts. This whole ordeal will go down in history as the best non-signing in Bills history, not only by missing out on an arrogant diva, but based on the draft info and “team needs” Beane learned from his negotiations. Masterful

Maybe they should re-make Spider-Man and Batman another 32 times? Haven’t been to the movies in 7 or 8 years

Yes!! I don’t have a Kindle etc. Paperbacks at Walmart are $6-10. Pillars of the Earth was hard bound. Weighed a ton. Like having book in my hand rather than tablet.

Any of Stephen Hunter’s Bob Lee Swagger books. Lee Childs is ok. Grisham is always a great read. Nelson Demille’s Gate House and Gold Coast was great. I really enjoy Ken Follett. Pillars of the Earth was amazing. So detailed and informative. Want to do more reading this summer.

@therealbuffalojoe is in favor of this.

So he’s Polish?

I knew if anyone could find the error it was you. I expect you will be sending a strongly worded email to the reporterette??