BringBackFergy

So Gaze was chirping about Darnold’s effort vs the Bills. Poor “ginger” had mono probably for the last 10 days and didn’t know it. Gaze is a dolt.

“...men with ED have a 59% higher risk of coronary heart disease or atherosclerosis, a 34% higher risk of stroke and a 33% higher risk of dying from any cause.” A 33% higher risk of dying from ANY CAUSE? So there’s 67% of men out there who won’t die?... ever?...from anything? This article is unsatisfying.

Probably their most talented offensive weapon (based on age, size, speed, and contract) other than Bell. That's a huuuuge loss.

I think I read somewhere (in AB’s eloquent email/text to the woman) that he masturbated to completion on her back while she watched tv. And he laughed about it. That’s a “she said/he agreed”. I don’t see anything wrong with suing his ass. As for his reputation....he should think twice before clicking “send” because those are his own words.

Can’t stress this enough. Civil burden of proof is preponderance of evidence rather than “beyond reasonable doubt” so everyone here saying he’s “innocent until proven guilty” are a little ahead of the game. You also have to consider the “statute of limitations” (the time in which you must commence a civil action). Not sure what FL’s SOL is for intentional tort, but in NY you must commence action within one year after the alleged assault. So I can see her commencing the lawsuit now to preserve her right to a civil judgment. The “statute of limitations” for the criminal charge of rape is much longer than one year. Don’t be surprised when the FL authorities investigate from a criminal standpoint. As we saw with Tyreek Hill, they can open and re-open criminal investigations if evidence is uncovered.

He has an honest face. I’d give him the benefit of the doubt.

Yeah, time to turnover a new leaf

Don’t sugar coat it. Tell us eggzactly how you feel.

One minute countdown to the Raiders halftime show. This should be good. I’m sure all the Pepsi and Google CEO’s are eagerly anticipating a ballad about love, patriotism and Go America!! Let’s see what we get. I’d report your ass...if I knew how to do that. I have no right leg (lost it in 1982), hate jean shorts, and I cook on an open camp fire...so your assumption is far fetched.

I’m a rather big Rap and Urban music fan and I found the halftime show both upbeat and inspiring. As Urban/Rural Americans we want to strive to succeed and manifest our dominance on others...whether it is other guys with Glocks, or the ladies so we can be baby daddies. My wardrobe is comprised of multiple “all white “ outfits with black socks. I’m ok with the halftime show and it’s better than that dumb Charlie Daniels Band intro or Dan Meredith singing about Lipton Tea. Get with the times folks!!

“It was a warm autumn day at Coney Island...not only for roller coasters and hot dog eating contests, but the infamous Jets as well. At no other time has a team propped up a wiener to its mouth and hopped on a roller coaster but suddenly choked on that tube steak in such a terrific fashion. Who can they thank? The Buffalo Bills and the defense from New York’s team to jam that frank down their gullet.....”

I found the cause for the ship listing to the port side.

You must chill! You must chill!!

How much does the parking cost wherever it is @thebug ends up?

Yeah but “Corpse” badges are indicative of graveyard shift. #thrilla

I was wearing a “Junior Army Corpse of Engineers Deputy” badge/pastie and that’s all. Ohhh....and a silver sequin glove. @Gugny @Cripple Creek

Absolutely. I should have said it twice. Great flick.

You’re bordering on “Who’s the Richard Head who closed my thread?” territory. But since this thread allows for commentary, Hammers Lot is fun but you’re packed in like sardines. I’m somewhat claustrophobic and anti-social. I like to park at the McKinley Mall. Wide open lot. Very few people there. Can throw the football to myself at 6am under the lights which gives me that “stadium” feel. I crank the pre-game show at 7am, call in give my prediction (Call sign “Joe from Java Center”). At 7:30am I typically take a nap until 8:15am. I start my quick walk to the stadium at 9am. Pack up my Radio Flyer wagon which has an antique toaster oven filled with charcoal. As I walk the toaster oven bakes my dozen wings perfectly for my arrival at the stadium area at 12:40. I bring along @CountryCletus‘ dog bowl (good luck tradition) and toss my perfectly baked wings in Franks, Miracle Whip and butta’. Then I ask a person walking by to spray me in hamburger relish. No crowds for me and parking is cheap. Best of luck in your search and feel free to join me if you’d like. I can reserve you a spot at the Mall.

Are you done now? Can I talk about my dog now?

Fear?? Dude...you must chill.

The numbers of posters here who said “Please don’t sign with the Pats” or “Well, there you go, two losses against the Pats” really need to get a grip on reality. He’s just a guy. An entitled, cocky, disturbed, off-kilter human being. I’d put Trey White on him for a few plays, then Levi Wallace. The refs will not give him any benefit of the doubt. After 30 minutes of no catches, he’ll fall apart. This is the BEST scenario for the Bills. Welcome to NE AB!!

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He’s paid his debt to society. He does charity work and genuinely loves football and his team. It’s not like he beat a cop over the head with a champagne bottle. He should get his “big contract”.

* In Vegas oddsmaker voice you hear on radio Saturday afternoons * “Ok, you’ve been waiting for it and I promised our one lock of the week. Me and my friends have all talked about this and now we’re sharing it with the betting public. The Rams lose this game outright. Goff has been paid. Cupp is still hurt. Gurley is Gurley. Betting against the home team dog is a No No. Take Carolina and the points.”

O line depth???? Try 7 - 10 maulers coming in waves. #prescient