BringBackFergy

Joe B’s middle name is “Obvious”

Hmmmmm. Which team will show up?

You’re a few weeks late.

?? Huh? I predicted they would self-destruct mid-October. Did I fail??

I thought Shady and Gore were old but this is ridiculous...but who knows? Maybe he has some tread left on the tire.

I'm not talking about the whites in general....that very outer layer that crisps up a bit. When you bite into it with a little bit of yolk and a buttered piece of Rye bread....that outer part is the best.

The outer part of the egg is the best part. Change my mind.

I love this stuff. Let’s go a step further. We have six games against animals (2 Dolphins, Broncos, Eagles, Bengals, Ravens) and 16 games against teams with a plural noun. If you subtract 6 from 16 you get 10 but then add 1 for our Bye week you get 11. 11 is the Greek number of domination and, guess what? If you add the original 6 animal teams (referenced above) you get 17 - Josh Allen. Dominant Animal

Jealous? All my needs are met by a staff of young babes. Don't knock it till you try it.

I'm hoping for White helmets, blue jerseys and red pants...'Murica's team!!

Thanks. I can’t pull of a west coast accent, but I can try some other strategy.

Great post. On a side note, when the guys in line bought you free beers because it was your first game, what did you say exactly? How did you say it? Just curious. (Taking notes)

Just send him a pack of saltine crackers and some hot sauce.

Something tells me there’s another paragraph entitled “Weaknesses”.

They forgot food. Check They forgot gloves. Check They forgot warm clothing. Check They couldn’t find their seats. Check They couldn’t tell you who won the game. Check But hear me out...I bet you $20 they had a full case of Natty Light and hit the Pinto bowling ball 3 or 4 times. Good times.

I’ve read this somewhere before.

I can understand frustrated players lashing out, but this dude went way over the top.

The Browns are having problems and their players are divas? Who woulda thought?

Wow. This dude is unstable. It’s boiling over.

I haven’t seen that little rat #11 catch a ball yet.

Lucky bastards

Steve Bellichick is GENIUS!!

Or the “No comments”. He may just refuse to talk (which is as bad as saying “I want the damn ball”)