RB is devalued because offensive success is predicated upon a successful passing attack. Plus, they're super cheap and easy to find relative to other positions. I would be very upset with his scenario.
I think it's been so long we forget the most prominent ESPN NFL personality of the last 25 years used to accept invitations on-air to party at Jim's house after games.
I'm sure if you email Peter the brand you're drinking, he could provide a quirky coffee anecdote. Or moan about the barista at Starbucks not putting enough foam on his latte.